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[harriedosborn]

[ The video turns on; Harry still looks rather clammy and tired, but he's dressed more sharply in a clean white shirt and black coat, tying a tie as he talks. He's got a pink satchel slung over his shoulder. ]So I've been thinking, well -- one of the first things I was told when I got here was to get a job, and sitting on it for a few days I

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[unmodel]

Unless you want to know how to get a job at Corndog On a Stick, I won't be much help. Good luck anyways, Harry.

[harriedosborn]

Thanks. [ Heh. ] I think even unemployment would be preferable to food service.

[unmodel]

[ makes a face ]

When you're a teenager, you don't have a lot of options.

[harriedosborn]

Have rich parents: problem solved.

[unmodel]

Well, I'm stuck with the single mom; I guess we're all not lucky enough to be born as Osborns.

[ she doesn't sound bitter but she also doesn't sound very happy LMFAO HARRY WHAT A JERK THING TO SAY ]

[harriedosborn]

Uh. It's not all it's cracked up to be anyway. [ Pauses. Whoops. ] But you know, none of that matters here anyway.

[unmodel]

Yeah, we can pretty much start over here. [ a beat ] Do you have an interview lined up yet or are you still looking?

[harriedosborn]

Still looking. So far it doesn't sound like there's a lot options that align with my -- er. Experience.

[unmodel]

[ ugh awkward ]

You inherited your dad's company, right?

[harriedosborn]

You got it. [ Super awkward. ] I never really anticipated the need for another job.

[unmodel]

[ frowns slightly ]

Well, you'll have to start somewhere. Kind of sucks that it's in Canada though, but who knows. Maybe it's easier to get a job here.

[harriedosborn]

Yeah, maybe. I don't really know much about the whole process.

[unmodel]

You don't know anything at all? What did they teach you in high school?

[harriedosborn]

Not how to succeed in business. Math, science, something about cutting frogs open. You know the drill.

[unmodel]

Dissecting. That's what that's called. And actually, they don't use frogs anymore. It's usually baby pigs and cats.

[harriedosborn]

Cats?