2; video

[harriedosborn]

[ The video turns on; Harry still looks rather clammy and tired, but he's dressed more sharply in a clean white shirt and black coat, tying a tie as he talks. He's got a pink satchel slung over his shoulder. ]So I've been thinking, well -- one of the first things I was told when I got here was to get a job, and sitting on it for a few days I

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permatext

[ebony_mask]

what are your skills?

permavoice

[harriedosborn]

Uh -- I was a CEO, so a lot of busywork with all the trimmings. Science, too. I'm something of a biochemist.

actually i lied harry gets voice

[ebony_mask]

How many words per minute can you type?

I FEEL SO SPECIAL

[harriedosborn]

Fifty. More or less.

[ebony_mask]

[A pause as he reconsiders whatever he'd planned on saying.]

I recommend lying.

[harriedosborn]

[ WOW RUDE. ]

Fifty isn't bad!

[ebony_mask]

Not just about your WPM. All of it.

[harriedosborn]

What? [ He sounds incredulous. ] You got a problem or something?

[ebony_mask]

You heard Ms. Mayer and Deadsworth up there--Newcomers are unreliable. Resumes can't be checked. You could be pulled at any moment. Hell, for all anyone knows, you're already lying.

[harriedosborn]

Of course I'm not lying -- I'm not a liar. If I was lying don't you think my work experience would be a lot more impressive?

[ebony_mask]

A lot less believable too.

[harriedosborn]

That oughta be proof enough. It's all the proof I can muster.

[ebony_mask]

[Roman gives a dry chuckle.]

Lucky for you there's enough unscrupulous people in power here to use and abuse you for your "talents".

[The quotes are audible.]

I'm sure you'll do fine.

[harriedosborn]

Gee, thanks. [ Dryly. ] I don't intend on being used.

[ebony_mask]

Most people don't.

[harriedosborn]

I don't plan on it because it won't happen! [ Rrr!! ]