[video]
[There is a young man convulsing on the floor. He's wearing dark clothing and his hair has been spiked and dyed a brilliant pink color. Every now and then a giggle escapes him. The camera twists and shows the gaunt, feral features of the Joker, who sneers through the blood running down his face. They're in an abandoned building somewhere.]
I was just minding my own business when this upstart little hooligan grabbed me and threw me into the wall. The problem with these super strong chaps, though, is they don't have the brains to match the brawn.
Ain't that right?
[He looks down, shifts his weight, and there is the sickening crunch of a crushed windpipe. Joker tilts his head and sighs.]
What a waste of-EGADS!
[A gunshot rings out and he drops the NV. The camera lands in debris but the shape of Joker collapsing into a defensive crouch is visible. After a few long moments he crawls towards the camera and picks it back up.]
More of you, eh? Well, listen, you slack-jawed, parsnip-husbanding sins against natural selection! I'm not afraid of you! If you can see this then you should know I will kill any of you if decide to annoy me! Got it?