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[naanananananana]

[ King's voice comes through, with what sounds like static, or perhaps record scratching, in the background. He cannot be seen, however, as his NV has taken the form of a golden medallion that hangs about his neck. He seems to be addressing someone, though, giving them instructions. ]

Today you will be rolling
in this posh garden.

[ The baseball

Comments

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[madeinoblivion]

[A very....perplexed boy stares into the screen. His nose is wrinkled in confusion]

You're a couple months late for Halloween, actually.

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[naanananananana]

We missed it?
But We waited all year!

Can We still get some candy corn?

[Video]

[madeinoblivion]

Candy corn? Candy canes we've still got left over, maybe...

But the darkness isn't like Halloween at all. It's worse.

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[naanananananana]

Corn...Canes...
Earthlings will turn anything into sweets!

No wonder We feel so
at home here.

Just like Mother
used to make.

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[madeinoblivion]

Your mom made candy canes?

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[naanananananana]

Psst.
Can you keep a secret?

We have always liked
Our Queen's cooking better.

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[madeinoblivion]

What's your kingdom like?

[naanananananana]

Big and shiny.
With lots of empty space.

We really should hire
an interior designer.

[madeinoblivion]

Well, it's a little late for that, now.

[naanananananana]

We will just have someone
tiny and unimportant do it then.

[madeinoblivion]

Tiny and unimportant? That's a little unfair.

[naanananananana]

We suppose We could
try Our hand at it.

A little nebula here,
a little black hole there.

[madeinoblivion]

You're kidding, right? Like a warp hole?

[naanananananana]

It is a great place to keep
all of Our collectables.

[madeinoblivion]

What do you collect?

[naanananananana]

Everything.

Earth has such interesting things.