Fourth Video/Open to Action/Hacking from House of Awesome
[Video opens up, Deadpool is sitting like so ]
I've been thinking about things a lot. A dangerous pastime, I know. Now we find ourselves in a new year a time for new resolutions, but frankly you'd have better luck convincing a monkey not to throw poop.
[He swirls around in his swivel chair]
If a mime commits suicide, does he have to use a silencer?
If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
And perhaps, most perplexing of all if the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
[He strokes his chin]
Truly profound thoughts I know, but someone has to think them.
[Private to Nami]
So, I'm thinking you. plus me, a night out on the town, dinner, dancing, and romancing, maybe a little prancing or... smancing?
[He wrinkles his face a little]
Don't think that last is a word.
[He brightens]
Bottom line though, lets go out, paint the town red, orange, or whatever colour you want, I'm flexible.
I've been thinking about things a lot. A dangerous pastime, I know. Now we find ourselves in a new year a time for new resolutions, but frankly you'd have better luck convincing a monkey not to throw poop.
[He swirls around in his swivel chair]
If a mime commits suicide, does he have to use a silencer?
If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
And perhaps, most perplexing of all if the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
[He strokes his chin]
Truly profound thoughts I know, but someone has to think them.
[Private to Nami]
So, I'm thinking you. plus me, a night out on the town, dinner, dancing, and romancing, maybe a little prancing or... smancing?
[He wrinkles his face a little]
Don't think that last is a word.
[He brightens]
Bottom line though, lets go out, paint the town red, orange, or whatever colour you want, I'm flexible.