[Video, voice, and text; Open; backdated to an hour after dawn.]

Jan 05, 2012 10:40

[Video plays: time lapse photography of a sunrise in glowing pinks and gold, over a stunning vista of craggy, ice-covered mountains. A chintzy chime-like sound effect trills in the background. A smooth, genderless voice with no definable accent speaks in clear, precise cadence, a little stridently, while a text transcription of the words runs along the bottom of the image in an elegant, flowing but readable font.]

Greetings, citizens of Siren’s Port.

Priority One - URGENT!: I WISH TO BE DARKNESS-PROOFED IMMEDIATELY.

Although my materials and construction are generally vastly superior to the primitive buildings available here, I recognize that this is not my area of expertise, and I require a thorough checking-over to ensure that my interiors, at least, will be safe from this meteorological monstrosity. A cursory examination of publically available information suggests the chimney and balconies are likely to be weak points, and I wish them to be sealed before sirens tonight. Cost is not an issue. Rooms for the night available if necessary, dinner and desert complimentary.

[A map flashes over the sunrise on partial transparency, with a small pink starburst indicating the House's new location in the Port - right on the beach on the North-east side, where Sectors 4 and 7 meet.]

Priority Two: I will need to do a few engineering projects to accommodate my new locale, and I require the following raw materials and certain mechanical parts which I cannot produce myself, or some archaic stone-and-sinews pre-Imperial facsimile thereof. [File attached detailing a few things the House needs for an extremely high-tech water filter.]

Priority Three: I am inexpressibly bored in this tiny place. If there are any other remotely intelligent machines here, please do say hi!

~ The Secondary House of Her Excellency Senator Nara Oxham

[OOC: Okay, here's the deal. The Core has managed to snag a talking House. It's an Artificial Intelligence from ~5000 years in the future, and it's a bit flustered.]

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