1. (voice)
You know what people are supposed to say when they wake up in some ass-backwards location with no fucking clue where they are? I’m sure it has something to do with asking if this is a kidnapping, but it doesn’t seem like I’m the only one here, does it? At least according to, [ he stops for a moment, as if he's listening to something ] the information I've gathered so far.
So I suppose there are a couple of questions a rational, sane person is going to ask, right? I’m sure you’ve all heard them before, so I’m not going to bore whoever’s on the other end of this thing with all of the questions at once. There are multiple people who can hear this, so one of you can give me an answer to that one without me taking up too much of your time.
[ There's a moment now, a release of breath, bordering on panicked, but not quite there. ]
All I want to know is, how the fuck did someone get technology like this? Because whatever asshole thought this one up probably didn't think it through.
So I suppose there are a couple of questions a rational, sane person is going to ask, right? I’m sure you’ve all heard them before, so I’m not going to bore whoever’s on the other end of this thing with all of the questions at once. There are multiple people who can hear this, so one of you can give me an answer to that one without me taking up too much of your time.
[ There's a moment now, a release of breath, bordering on panicked, but not quite there. ]
All I want to know is, how the fuck did someone get technology like this? Because whatever asshole thought this one up probably didn't think it through.