video;

[paterelohim]

[Chuck's sitting in his apartment, picking his teeth with a cellophane-wrapped toothpick because he's a classy motherfucker. Next to him on the couch is... a large blanket hovering in midair, wrapped around something that appears to be some kind of... something. The huge, invisible something shifts its weight and then the blanket curves around:

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[Video]

[abrotherlikeyou]

Finally, an advocate for the homeless Hellhound population. I thought we'd have to go with Sarah McLachlan again.

[Video]

[paterelohim]

The fact that you know that commercial is about twelve kinds of upsetting.

[Video]

[abrotherlikeyou]

It's mandatory viewing in Hell. Ask Crowley.

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[paterelohim]

That sounds more like your approach than his.

[Because Sarah McLachlan is totally brutal, inhumane torture.]

[Video]

[abrotherlikeyou]

[A real smile.]

Well, look on the bright side. He got her, didn't he?

[Video]

[paterelohim]

Nah, she's hot. That's not a good thing.

[Hot chicks belong in Heaven. Duh.]

[Video]

[abrotherlikeyou]

...I meant the dog.

You and Sarah McLachlan, hm?

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[paterelohim]

...Oh.

Pfft. I wish.

[Video]

[abrotherlikeyou]

Isn't that why God gave us fantasies?

[Video]

[paterelohim]

No shit.

[Video]

[abrotherlikeyou]

...So what's this I hear about snowglobes?

[You're the gossip rag for archangels, Chuck. Aren't you proud?]

[Video]

[paterelohim]

Oh, yeah.

Uh.

Bizarre orb things puked up by the Core that are apparently snowglobes of home, or something? They show scenes from home.

[Video]

[abrotherlikeyou]

Huh.

[He'll go find Chuck's. Burning need to see it, ok.]

You haven't gone spying yet?

[Video]

[paterelohim]

Well, no, I kind of just heard exactly what they are.

[Video]

[abrotherlikeyou]

[The NV is static for a second, and then there's Lucifer again. The scenery behind him is a little different now. Suspiciously like the baseball diamond.]

[Video]

[paterelohim]

They're not in the diamond any more.