[video] backdated to earlier in the day-ish
Okay, first of all, my name is Sasan, and I'm not a serial killer. [He sweeps a lock of dark brown hair back from his forehead. Look at his hair. It's gorgeous, just like every other part of him.]
That said, I'm being evicted tomorrow and while I'm not wholly disappointed at the thought of not returning to a tiny, creepy, free apartment every day, I refuse to be homeless.
[He pauses and lifts a perfectly-groomed eyebrow.]
This is the part where one of you steps up.
Okay, see, this is a once-in-a-lifetime offer, because, unfortunately, I can't afford to live on my own with these horrid wages I'm making here [...cringe] and I so wouldn't do this if I didn't reeally have to. [He's kinda put it off as long as he could as it is.] If you want to share housing with me, I expect you to be conscientious of the concept of limits, cleanliness, and not sticking me with the bills. [He looks down in thought--] Pets are okay. [--and back up.]
With impeccable hygienic habits, knowledge of the most important social trends, and my frankly superior looks, it's obvious that anyone would be pleased by the package I'm offering.
Especially another attractive male. [Flirting with guys while advertising for a roommate--that's how Sasan does things. He takes a drink from a tall glass of amber liquid, smiling around the rim.]
Sooo, call me so we can work something out. Don't leave me on the street.
[A hint of the desperation he's trying to not show comes out in his last line before he shuts off the video to call for a refill at the bar he's seated in. And mope because Canadian island life sucks and, despite not wanting to share living arrangements with someone else, the Hollywood boy is miserably lonely.]
That said, I'm being evicted tomorrow and while I'm not wholly disappointed at the thought of not returning to a tiny, creepy, free apartment every day, I refuse to be homeless.
[He pauses and lifts a perfectly-groomed eyebrow.]
This is the part where one of you steps up.
Okay, see, this is a once-in-a-lifetime offer, because, unfortunately, I can't afford to live on my own with these horrid wages I'm making here [...cringe] and I so wouldn't do this if I didn't reeally have to. [He's kinda put it off as long as he could as it is.] If you want to share housing with me, I expect you to be conscientious of the concept of limits, cleanliness, and not sticking me with the bills. [He looks down in thought--] Pets are okay. [--and back up.]
With impeccable hygienic habits, knowledge of the most important social trends, and my frankly superior looks, it's obvious that anyone would be pleased by the package I'm offering.
Especially another attractive male. [Flirting with guys while advertising for a roommate--that's how Sasan does things. He takes a drink from a tall glass of amber liquid, smiling around the rim.]
Sooo, call me so we can work something out. Don't leave me on the street.
[A hint of the desperation he's trying to not show comes out in his last line before he shuts off the video to call for a refill at the bar he's seated in. And mope because Canadian island life sucks and, despite not wanting to share living arrangements with someone else, the Hollywood boy is miserably lonely.]