6 [Accidental Video]

[kissesdarling]

[The NV isn't showing much of anything, because it's in Crowley's coat pocket, though you can definitely hear some muffled cursing. It isn't in English, and it's actually quite offensive, if anyone knows Latin, but don't worry, it probably isn't directed at you. A scraping of a gate, a thrown aside trash can, and it sounds as if Crowley is walking

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[deservesabone]

[...such a headtilt.]

You're gonna have a hard time takin' that thing for a walk.

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[kissesdarling]

That's the beauty of it -- she walks herself.

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[deservesabone]

Well hell, sounds like the perfect dog to me. She have a name?

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[kissesdarling]

My subordinates named it 'Growley' in some ill-mannered attempt to piss me off, but I think it suits.

[Rather easily.]

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[deservesabone]

[Sam laughs.] That's cute. I like that.

She do any tricks?

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[kissesdarling]

She fetches the damned.

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[deservesabone]

...Not exactly somethin' you can show off at a party.

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[kissesdarling]

People don't tend to invite me if they're damned.

She also does a wonderful job of hunting for her own food.

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[deservesabone]

Lemme guess - the damned?

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[kissesdarling]

I rule Hell, it can't be helped.

But she'll fetch me anything I ask.

[It's dead useful when you need to get into a tight spot.]

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[deservesabone]

Remind me never to end up damned. [probably too late for that, but a man can dream.]

You've got her well trained then. Hell, that's impressive for a normal dog, much less a hell beast. I swear some people are even worse gettin' their dogs to listen then they are their kids, which is damned impressive.

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[kissesdarling]

Don't summon a demon and sell your soul for something stupid and you'll be fine.

[Mildly.]

She's born from the pits of Hell, as am I. It forms something of a bond.

That and she's fond of steak.

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[deservesabone]

Do you seriously answer to things like that? People summonin' you?

[an amused snort] Can't fault someone for good taste.

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[kissesdarling]

[He shrugs a shoulder.]

It's our trade. The crossroads belong to us. We offer whatever it is the summoner wants, for a price. It isn't our problem what they choose to do with it.

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[deservesabone]

All right - what's the craziest thing you've ever had someone summon you for?

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[kissesdarling]

2000. Presidential election. Blatant cheating, horrific consequences to be had by all, and the precipice of a country's future held in the balance.

Dick Cheney offered me his soul in order to win the election for the Bush/Cheney ticket. I offered him twenty years to do whatever it is needed to be done, but when that twenty was up, he would visit Hell and leave behind a shattered country in his wake. I mean, honestly, I don't even vote and I could tell that was a bloody bad idea, but you know old white men and their superiority complex.

[He looks vaguely smug.]

You didn't think Floridians were actually that stupid, did you?