6 [Accidental Video]

[kissesdarling]

[The NV isn't showing much of anything, because it's in Crowley's coat pocket, though you can definitely hear some muffled cursing. It isn't in English, and it's actually quite offensive, if anyone knows Latin, but don't worry, it probably isn't directed at you. A scraping of a gate, a thrown aside trash can, and it sounds as if Crowley is walking

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[refrigeratormom]

[Is that a fucking Hellhound. Nothing about this is okay.]

You.. have a pet.

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[kissesdarling]

[When he turns on the NV again, he is inside, and there is something rumpling up his carpet, though Mary cannot see it.]

You have a son. What's the difference?

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[refrigeratormom]

[Staring. Just... just staring.]

Mine doesn't sleep on the carpet.

...Is it actually a Hell-hound?

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[kissesdarling]

Perhaps he should.

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Do you know of any other massive invisible canine?

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[refrigeratormom]

It's a big world, you never know.

[Seriously, is- that's actually drool. On the floor. Right now. Mary can't get over this.]

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[kissesdarling]

[Crowley pauses before glancing over at the thing on the carpet, entirely unbothered. If it were anything else, it would be killed for ruining his carpet, but it's Crowley's dog, so he'll let it slide.]

You look surprised.

[He sounds entertained.]

I rule the underworld. You can't expect me to not keep one.

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[refrigeratormom]

Sure, maybe in a stable somewhere. But not as a pet. You don't exactly strike me as the "pet" type.

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[kissesdarling]

Anyone sane has a pet hellhound. She listens to me, and only me.

[And he's actually rather fond of the thing, but no one will ever know.]

Why wouldn't I take advantage of that?

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[refrigeratormom]

It just never...

[Oh, but wouldn't that be funny.]

-Sorry, I should know better than to question the bond between a man and his dog.

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[kissesdarling]

A wise decision.

[There's a soft growling sound from general vicinity of the rug. Crowley glances towards it before arching his eyebrows at the NV.]

I do believe you've hurt her feelings.

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[refrigeratormom]

[Suddenly, she's the most amused.]

I wasn't insulting her.

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[kissesdarling]

Apologies, all the same, may be warranted.

[He's just fucking around, but there's a sound of a dog yawning behind Crowley, followed by a whine.

Hurt feelings indeed.]

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[refrigeratormom]

[She can't help it, that gets a smile from her. Apparently, dogs are cute no matter what plane they're from.]

Does she have a name?

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[kissesdarling]

Growley.

[Somewhat amusedly.]

My subordinates thought that it would piss me off. I decided to let it stick.

[Crowley always gets the last laugh. Always.]

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[refrigeratormom]

[Congratulations, Crowley, you made her laugh. Take a picture, it'll last longer.]

You're serious. [W o w.] That's...

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[kissesdarling]

You never gain respect by overreacting.

[Hands in his pockets, rather entertained by the laugh.]

Why let a perfectly good name slip by? I offered my full thanks.

[And got his revenge twice over by doing so.]