Video // 01
Greetings, Siren's Port!
[ The person onscreen seems entirely too chipper to be a recent arrival. Not only that, but this isn't the usual shaky, uncertain video feed. The camera perfectly frames his face and chest; it's sharply focussed and carefully lit. You can see every detail of his long, blonde corkscrew curl as well as his glittering bishop's chain. Clearly Bishop Lance has put a lot of time into setting this up! ]
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Lance. I am a Bishop of the 7th District Barsburg Church, but that's not important here.
[ He clears his throat. ]
Assistant Arch-Bishop, actually. Third in line to the Pope! But don't let my illustrious position intimidate you - I am here to help!
I've been apprised of the situation. And thanks so much to the Greeters, they do a splendid job. I'd like to get to know each and every one of you, and look forward to hearing from you all. And I've got a couple of questions for you, as well.
Firstly - where is the Barsburg Church in this district? I asked the Greeters, and they didn't seem to know, which I find frankly unbelievable, but anyway…
And secondly--
[ He leans into the camera, scowling, dropping his voice to a stage whisper. ]
--what on earth do you people do for your hair? This wet weather and humidity is murder!
[ He draws away, back into the full camera frame, beaming beatifically as if nothing had happened! ]
Right, then! I look forward to hearing from all of you. This is Bishop Lance, ~*~Assistant Archbishop~*~ of the Seventh District Barsburg Church, signing out!
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[ The person onscreen seems entirely too chipper to be a recent arrival. Not only that, but this isn't the usual shaky, uncertain video feed. The camera perfectly frames his face and chest; it's sharply focussed and carefully lit. You can see every detail of his long, blonde corkscrew curl as well as his glittering bishop's chain. Clearly Bishop Lance has put a lot of time into setting this up! ]
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Lance. I am a Bishop of the 7th District Barsburg Church, but that's not important here.
[ He clears his throat. ]
Assistant Arch-Bishop, actually. Third in line to the Pope! But don't let my illustrious position intimidate you - I am here to help!
I've been apprised of the situation. And thanks so much to the Greeters, they do a splendid job. I'd like to get to know each and every one of you, and look forward to hearing from you all. And I've got a couple of questions for you, as well.
Firstly - where is the Barsburg Church in this district? I asked the Greeters, and they didn't seem to know, which I find frankly unbelievable, but anyway…
And secondly--
[ He leans into the camera, scowling, dropping his voice to a stage whisper. ]
--what on earth do you people do for your hair? This wet weather and humidity is murder!
[ He draws away, back into the full camera frame, beaming beatifically as if nothing had happened! ]
Right, then! I look forward to hearing from all of you. This is Bishop Lance, ~*~Assistant Archbishop~*~ of the Seventh District Barsburg Church, signing out!
☆