o3, voice

[doubletaps]

It's not safe to go out yet, is it?

Not that-- I want to or anything, with the whole hate crime thing just getting worse. I tend to keep my doors locked when panic runs amok outside my very own apartment complex. You'll never know what'll be out there next. First, cruel, cruel humanity and the harshness of college cliques. Then zombies. Then a

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[vulturesnamedme]

........playing it safe?

These monsters are fun.

The people want to kill us too?

[doubletaps]

.... They're-- fun?

( how did that happen-- oh. you're kind of like tallahassee)

I guess some people really enjoy kicking monster ass and the like. I just don't have any kind of skill so.

Big chance of dying there from one big swoop.

[vulturesnamedme]

Yes. Fun. Thrill of the hunt, call of the wild. The hunters that smell fear are the most powerful of prey.

If you have no skill, how do you survive?

[doubletaps]

( if i only knew tallahassee's real name )

I play it safe. Always. And follow my rules.

[vulturesnamedme]

What are these rules? Rules of battle? Rules of survival?

[doubletaps]

I guess survival. Rules to surviving Zombieland... since, where I come from, the nation's crawling with them.

But they're general survival rules to me, so I don't think it's a bad thing to follow them under these circumstances. Maybe add in a few new ones.

[vulturesnamedme]

...zombies?

[Gleeful Slash is gleeful.] Zombies?!

[doubletaps]

[ WILL HE BE OKAY ]

Uh-- Y-yeah. Zombies. The kind that eats everything a human being has to offer. Not just brains.

[vulturesnamedme]

[SO HAPPY.]

Zombies are the MOST FUN! Mobs, hordes of beasts with only the desire to kill. No guile, no trickery, no planning. Just waves of claws and teeth and instinct and hunger. A test of stamina and wills, to fight zombies. Brain-thieves are repugnant criminals, but their leavings are the best prey in existence.

[doubletaps]

... Oh.

[ pause ]

Do you by chance like twinkies?

[vulturesnamedme]

[Long pause.]

...what is a twinkie?

[doubletaps]

[ an awkward pause now. well, it would have been too weird if you knew the guy he was thinking about but YOU GUYS ARE JUST SO SIMILAR

now he knows. ]

It's... It's little yellow pastry with cream in the middle. By Hostess. I prefer Snowballs though.

[vulturesnamedme]

.......never liked sweets much.

Snowballs. What are they? I thought they were balls of snow. Do you eat those?

[doubletaps]

Usually, it's the snow kind. But in this case, it's a pastry too, by the same company. Mostly made of coconuts.

[vulturesnamedme]

......coconuts?

[You are just making him all kinds of happy today.]

Are there Snowballs here?

[doubletaps]

I wouldn't be surprised if they had some at a supermarket around here. It's pretty well known.