Video: First Trick

[doeswhathewants]

[A charming smile with wide and innocuous green eyes, though the glitter in them is something less than harmless and innocent. When he speaks, his voice is light and engaging.]

Hello out there!

[The volume is a bit loud and he winces before catching it and allowing his features to adjust back into that beguiling smile. He fixes the volume, teeth

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[hisoldgirl]

Even were Paris nearby, I doubt you'd be able to get there.

[doeswhathewants]

Why not? I do not believe in this mystical force keeping us here. That's just ... silly.

[hisoldgirl]

Well, none of us have been able to leave yet and I'm quite adept at leaving.

[doeswhathewants]

Then it stands to reason you're all doing it wrong, lady. I don't want to seem flip but - and it might help if I went back and read all those silly signs put there in that odd holding pen- but this all seems very not credible.

[hisoldgirl]

I take it you've never been caught in a dimensional eddy before, then? They're more common than you think.

[doeswhathewants]

Wait, wait, this sort of thing happens to you often?

[hisoldgirl]

Yes?

[doeswhathewants]

What- what kind of people are you all?

[Looking about to tantrum.]

[hisoldgirl]

I am a Type 40 TARDIS, so not a person at all. Well, not usually. This isn't my real body. Or, it shouldn't be, but it is whilst I'm here. It's terribly complicated.

[doeswhathewants]

Pardon me, but, what is a Type 40 TARDIS?

[hisoldgirl]

Time Travel Capsule.

[doeswhathewants]

Oh.

Uh.

But you're... what's the word, what's the word...sentient?

[hisoldgirl]

You sound surprised.

[doeswhathewants]

I wouldn't expect a- uhm- device to be sentient. Although, I don't suppose why not. Lots of strange things happen in the world.

[hisoldgirl]

I'm a great deal more than just a device.

[doeswhathewants]

Of course! I mean... it's obvious now. I just... this is all kind of new.