Ninth Flight - Clark Kent - Video

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[ Clark gets straight down to business when the video feed starts up. ]

This is going to sound like a really odd request no matter how I put it, and the explanation is almost as weird as the rest of it, but here goes nothing anyway. I need clothes--small people's clothes. Like...kid's clothes, for someone about three foot tall, say.

I know there's

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[dancing_pierrot]

First relationship advice, now a small child. Don't you think you're moving a little too fast?

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Point taken. To be fair, it was a surprise to both of us.

[ Yeah, you keep thinking that, Clark, and maybe some day Lois will forgive you for taking in strays. ]

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[dancing_pierrot]

Surprise relationship, then a surprise child. How do you keep finding yourself in these situations?

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Because 'Trouble' is my middle name?

The relationship wasn't really that much of a surprise, though, to be fair.

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[dancing_pierrot]

You seem to have very much in common with a friend of mine. So only the child was a surprise, then?

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That's right.

He's not mine, if that's what you're thinking.

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[dancing_pierrot]

Oh? So instead of being merely irresponsible, you're actually a kidnapper and you've decided to admit this on a public network?

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N-no! No, that's not it at all! The police know he's here, poor kid.

Don't go big on charity, do you?