Ninth Flight - Clark Kent - Video

Nov 05, 2011 15:01

[ Clark gets straight down to business when the video feed starts up. ]

This is going to sound like a really odd request no matter how I put it, and the explanation is almost as weird as the rest of it, but here goes nothing anyway. I need clothes--small people's clothes. Like...kid's clothes, for someone about three foot tall, say.

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voice, encrypted | these are the best keywords kingofrooks November 5 2011, 14:06:26 UTC
[ LONG PAUSE... ]

What did you do this time?

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voice, encrypted | always perfect isitablurred November 5 2011, 14:09:19 UTC
Oh ye of little faith. What makes you think I did anything?

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voice, encrypted | clark is always guilty kingofrooks November 5 2011, 14:18:55 UTC
You made the post.

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voice, encrypted | /sob - raise your sons better isitablurred November 5 2011, 17:02:20 UTC
A child was left on my doorstep--sound familiar?

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voice, encrypted | IT'S NOT HIS FAULT kingofrooks November 5 2011, 17:12:58 UTC
It was actually amongst a horde of ManBats.

Do you know who left the kid?

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voice, encrypted | It's always your fault. isitablurred November 5 2011, 17:18:37 UTC
Not this time, no.

His father peddled drugs to teenagers--the police suspect he was selling on someone else's patch when he was killed.

[ Or in other words: yes, he does. ]

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voice, encrypted | denied. this is totally your own mess, clark kingofrooks November 5 2011, 17:47:24 UTC
Jason.

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voice, encrypted | jerk isitablurred November 5 2011, 18:25:05 UTC
Let me handle this one.

[ Said firmly, like 'Trust me.' ]

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voice, encrypted | you're surprised? kingofrooks November 6 2011, 03:52:25 UTC
[ Long pause. Long, considering pause. ]

The clothes I wore when I was deaged are still with me. Will they fit?

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voice, encrypted | never isitablurred November 7 2011, 01:00:57 UTC
Considering you were titchy for eight? Yeah, they'd be just great.

I honestly have no idea how a boy that small grew into you.

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voice, encrypted | good :3 kingofrooks November 7 2011, 03:27:31 UTC
Puberty.

You should try it some time.

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voice, encrypted isitablurred November 7 2011, 20:38:02 UTC
I was this tall at fourteen, and shooting lasers out of my eyes not long after. Didn't really have the time.

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voice, encrypted kingofrooks November 8 2011, 02:29:43 UTC
Tell me you didn't go the cliche route and shoot fire out of your eyes when you're being a horny teenager.

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voice, encrypted isitablurred November 8 2011, 02:35:56 UTC
Do I really need to answer that?

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voice, encrypted kingofrooks November 8 2011, 02:38:34 UTC
Go ahead.

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voice, encrypted isitablurred November 8 2011, 02:44:07 UTC
Ha, ha, very funny.

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