[Video] + attached images

[asano_san]

I had the best Halloween ever! I'm sorry I ever acted like I didn't want to go out!

And because I know some of you won't believe me, I'm sending you pictures of all the hot women I met last night!

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[Keigo dressed as The Big Bad Wolf last night. He had one of the enchanted costumes,

Comments

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[whoisjohnsmith]

You continue to surpass yourself every day, moron!

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[asano_san]

I'm not a moron!

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[whoisjohnsmith]

You'll have a hard time convincing anyone of that in court, after this evidence.

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[asano_san]

No! I was- It was-

There must have been something wrong with my eyes!

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[whoisjohnsmith]

Something wrong with you overall, I'd say!

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[asano_san]

Hey! You're the one who spied on my porn! You know there's no grandmas in there!

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[whoisjohnsmith]

I didn't look through all of it, pervert.

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[asano_san]

Well, there's not! They didn't look like that last night!

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[whoisjohnsmith]

Uh-huh. That's why the pictures you took, last night, are what they are!

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[asano_san]

Something was wrong with-

[No, if he says something was wrong with him, she'll just tease him again.]

Someone's playing a trick on me or someone did something to me last night.

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[whoisjohnsmith]

Yeah, you just showed us who did something to you last night.

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[asano_san]

Not like that!

And you called me a pervert!

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[whoisjohnsmith]

Because you're a disgusting boy with nothing else on your mind!

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[asano_san]

Not when it comes to women ten times my age!

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[whoisjohnsmith]

Ten times...? So, like, ten, you big baby?

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[asano_san]

I'm the same age as you! Probably.

And I don't have a thing for ten-year-olds either!

[Given the usual paths of their conversations, he feels the need to clarify this.]