[Video] + attached images

[asano_san]

I had the best Halloween ever! I'm sorry I ever acted like I didn't want to go out!

And because I know some of you won't believe me, I'm sending you pictures of all the hot women I met last night!

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[Keigo dressed as The Big Bad Wolf last night. He had one of the enchanted costumes,

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[Voice]

[madeinoblivion]

[Snoooort-laughter]

Gee, you sure know how to pick 'em, buddy.

[Voice]

[asano_san]

[He's now had a chance to take a good look at the pictures he so proudly shared.]

That's not what they looked like last night!

[voice]

[madeinoblivion]

Whatever mask you were wearing must have really messed up your sight.

[voice]

[asano_san]

My costume didn't have a mask!

[voice]

[madeinoblivion]

Then what wrinkle-free shades were you sporting?

[voice]

[asano_san]

I don't know! Maybe someone stole my phone and took these pictures as a joke!

Re: [voice]

[madeinoblivion]

Well there's one way to tell-

Did you get their numbers?

[voice]

[asano_san]

I don't think...wait a second.

[Keigo doesn't shut off his NV as he walks closer to his nightstand and picks up a crumpled up piece of paper he had found in his pocket and thrown there. When he flattens it out, he finds a number and the name Maude written in shaky, spidery handwriting. He holds it up to the screen.]

That doesn't help.

Re: [voice]

[madeinoblivion]

She could have been old and creaky, or you could've gotten the number on the subway.

[voice]

[asano_san]

Do you know any super hot girls named Maude?

Re: [voice]

[madeinoblivion]

Nope?

[voice]

[asano_san]

See! I hit on a bunch of old women last night and I don't know why!