[Accidental Video]

[omnomspecimens]

[The NV comes on to the sight of the underside of a pink kitten. He moved away, hopping on his papa's lap, who was curled up on his chair, looking rather upset, something that was not exactly normal. His kittens were all around, curling up on his lap or on his shoulders, mewing softly as if trying to cheer him up. Absently, his hand reached down

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[Video]

[itsatrep]

Was he really that good in bed?

Guess I should have tried harder to get him to fuck me.

[Video/Action]

[omnomspecimens]

[Szayel spared the NV a glare, before he disappeared from view, muttering something under his breath...]

[...and the next moment, there was a pink kitten breaking down the door and pouncing on Luppi's head.]

[Action]

[itsatrep]

[Luppi is about to get annoyed that Szayel is ignoring him instead of rising to the bait when there's a flurry of movement and Luppi is actually bowled over, tipping backwards in his chair, thanks to a small ball of fuzz. He sputters around tiny paws to yell into the hallway.]

What the hell? You need a kitten to do your dirty work for you?

[Action]

[omnomspecimens]

[Szayel doesn't bother with the NV, calling down from the hallway.]

I'm just teaching the kids how to properly deal with morons like any good parent.

[Said child would be pawing about at Luppi's hair, trying to make a nest out of it as he dug his claws in on occasion.]

[Action]

[itsatrep]

Maybe I'll teach your kids some tricks of my own. Since you're so interested in their ~learning~.

[He makes a few half-hearted efforts to pick the kitten up by the scruff of its neck, but then resigns himself to becoming a kitten nest, flinching when the tiny claws dig in.]

[Action]

[omnomspecimens]

You're welcome to try, but they only listen to their father.

[Hey, that's a yummy looking bone on your head there. You don't mind if Szayel's son gnaws on it for awhile, do you?]

[Action]

[itsatrep]

[It's possibly the first time Luppi has ever squirmed and flailed. Nothing should be touching his mask like that.

Time to step up efforts to remove the cat.]

Come get this thing off of me!

[Action]

[omnomspecimens]

[Szayel let out a faint chuckle, before appearing in the doorway, taking a moment to soak in the ridiculousness of the situation. After a moment he knelt down to scoop up the kitten, gently stroking his head.]

Good boy.

[...<3]

[Action]

[itsatrep]

[Luppi refuses to thank Szayel.]

Good boy who needs to watch his back.

[Yes, he realizes it's ridiculous to threaten a kitten, but he's pouting right now.]

[Action]

[omnomspecimens]

[The kitten turned about in Szayel's hand, giving the arrancar an almost smug look. Like father like son, obviously.]

Oh yes, threaten a kitten. How productive, Luppi.

[Action]

[itsatrep]

You're right.

[He should threaten his father, instead.]

You know, I could go for another one of those smoothie drinks. Are you thirsty?

[Action]

[omnomspecimens]

[Szayel narrowed his eyes, and his son perched up on his hand, extending his claws, waiting to pounce.]

[Action]

[itsatrep]

I do like it rough, you know.

[Action]

[omnomspecimens]

[Oh, hey, kitten. How would you like to claw Luppi's face off...]

[Don't mind him holding his son closer, claws out and ready...!]

[Action]

[itsatrep]

Is this really what you've been reduced to?

[Action]

[omnomspecimens]

Luppi, you really should know that I always use the most effective means to get what I want.

[...did that kitten just snicker? Oh god...]