003 || video; [dated to last night]

[cognidis]

[ There's a burst of static and a gruff, distinctly male voice in the background. Something not unlike "how the fuck does this - ah" can be heard, if one listens closely, before the video appears. There's a man, apparently crouching in the dark. The faint light of the NV reveals a tattooed face with gold eyes and white hair -- all of it

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voice;

[typhlopid]

[A calm voice, refined in a way that's easily mistaken for arrogant:] I do not fear the dark, but nor would I seek out danger for thrills. That goes against a sane person's desire for self-preservation.

voice;

[cognidis]

[ For fuck's sake, another one? Oi. ]

Blah blah blah.

Don't you fuckheads have anything interesting to say?

voice;

[typhlopid]

[There is a pause that might indicate a small quirking of brow.]

That depends. Do you have anything less vulgar to say?

voice;

[cognidis]

Cry my a river, asswipe.

I've got shit to do.

[ aha, no he does not. ]

voice;

[typhlopid]

How charming. Does this technique endear you to many people?

voice;

[cognidis]

Not a fucking one, fuckstick!

[ He's too busy killing people to care. ]

Do you always ask dumb as fuck questions, or am I just lucky?

voice;

[typhlopid]

I'd consider you very lucky. [Amusement.]

What is it you do, exactly? Who are you?

voice;

[cognidis]

What does it sound like, shit for brains?

I fight.

[ And kill shit dead, but whatever. ]

voice;

[typhlopid]

[There is something refreshing about such honestly, obscene as it is.]

Why?