NCC office, very early morning: voice -> video
[The NV handle should be familiar, though it isn't one that's been seen posting to the network for a while. Yako's normally too busy to post to the network these days, between figuring out how to get the NPP out there and catching criminals in her spare time.
The voice that comes out of the NV isn't... hers, though, not exactly. It sounds a little like her, but raspier, deeper-- as though she's caught some kind of throat condition. Still, it's steady enough. ]
First of all, I'd like to welcome everyone who's arrived in this city in the past month. If you still need help finding a job or getting a different place to stay, I'd be happy to do whatever I can. My name's Yako Katsuragi, and I'm a newcomer caseworker. Everyone knows how hard it can be to be a Newcomer, so don't hesitate to speak up if you need something, all right?
[ She pauses, awkwardly. ]
Um, you're free to contact my NV, but I don't think I'm going to be up to meeting anyone personally for a few days. I'd actually like to ask for help with something myself--
[ There's a sudden blasting sound, rather as if someone just kicked down the door. Which is more or less exactly what's happened. Haruhi's voice can be heard, strident, if not quite as exuberant as sometimes, better than her last post.]
Help, huh?! Well, help has arrived! In the form of your lowly assistant over there, and also me. Consider your condition temporarily compensated for.
[ Said lowly assistant's voice can be heard a bit in the background at that, sounding somewhat concerned, but hopeful much more than that--
"Yes! Sensei, you know you can rely on me for absolutely anything, even to take out your frustrations! -- Uwaah, why are you in such a state of undress!?" ]
[ And Yako's voice takes a definitely turn for the odd, here, cracking as she yelps in alarm: ]
Hang on, I know I locked the door-- augh! Get off me!
[ The NV clatters to the floor, then starts to broadcast the sounds of painful thuds, Haruhi shouting "Keep still!" and "Resistance is futile!", and, of course, copious amounts of unseen struggling. It isn't until about five or so minutes later that the NV's feed switches over to video. ]
[ Haruhi, with her knee planted firmly in the small of some poor soul's back, is currently mashing his face into the floor (probably giving him a terrible case of carpet burn in the process). Whoever he is, he's apparently decided surrender is the better part of valor, since he's oddly pliant as she threads his arms into the sleeves of a button-up shirt... that, or she might have simply managed to stun him long enough for her to do it. ]
[ Haruhi is muttering under her breath, which the NV picks up faintly.]
Yeah, this is a lot better... You make a great little uke like this, you know. Don't worry, I'll find you someone to serve as a top...
[ The boy pinned under her seems to recover, if only to sputter in outrage into the carpet. Naturally, Haruhi ignores him, and her right hand can be seen reaching back behind her suspiciously, while her left pulls out a rumpled pair of tuxedo pants.]
Hmm... And you know, you might not have much in the chest, but who knows if that transfers over to this form? Let's see...
Be gentle with my Sensei! [ So Neuro's calling out in a sort of plaintive voice from behind the camera, but he's sure not doing anything other than point it at the two of them. He even seems to be leaning in a little. ] Even though she loves feeling pain... He...? Hmm...
[ In the meantime, "sensei" has finally managed to locate his spine, because he bucks violently enough to dislodge Haruhi and let him lift his head to glare at the camera.
Despite the fact that at the moment, she's very... much... a dude (the skirt currently rucked up around her upper thighs notwithstanding) anyone who's met Yako in person can recognize her easily enough. Once she realizes Neuro's recording, she blanches violently, reaching out to swat the NV out of his hands. Even with their new height difference, though, Neuro pulls it out of the way easily enough, just in time to catch Haruhi landing unceremoniously on her bottom.
Though Haruhi scowls, her mood seems good enough not to mind. ]
Hey, what's the big idea? Do you not want pants or something, Yak... Hmm... better get a guy name for you...
Well, how about Yaki, cause your goose is totally cooked now! [ She giggles, even as Yako shouts off-screen. ]
Like this isn't your fault to begin with!
[ ooc; Network replies should expect copious amounts threadjacking from omnisciens and whoisjohnsmith. Yako's currently hiding out in her office in the NCC, though she'll be scrambling out of it shortly; anyone who wants to bump into her for an action thread is welcome to. \o/ Housemates would have gotten a rather badly misspelled text message last night to apologize for not making it home. ]
The voice that comes out of the NV isn't... hers, though, not exactly. It sounds a little like her, but raspier, deeper-- as though she's caught some kind of throat condition. Still, it's steady enough. ]
First of all, I'd like to welcome everyone who's arrived in this city in the past month. If you still need help finding a job or getting a different place to stay, I'd be happy to do whatever I can. My name's Yako Katsuragi, and I'm a newcomer caseworker. Everyone knows how hard it can be to be a Newcomer, so don't hesitate to speak up if you need something, all right?
[ She pauses, awkwardly. ]
Um, you're free to contact my NV, but I don't think I'm going to be up to meeting anyone personally for a few days. I'd actually like to ask for help with something myself--
[ There's a sudden blasting sound, rather as if someone just kicked down the door. Which is more or less exactly what's happened. Haruhi's voice can be heard, strident, if not quite as exuberant as sometimes, better than her last post.]
Help, huh?! Well, help has arrived! In the form of your lowly assistant over there, and also me. Consider your condition temporarily compensated for.
[ Said lowly assistant's voice can be heard a bit in the background at that, sounding somewhat concerned, but hopeful much more than that--
"Yes! Sensei, you know you can rely on me for absolutely anything, even to take out your frustrations! -- Uwaah, why are you in such a state of undress!?" ]
[ And Yako's voice takes a definitely turn for the odd, here, cracking as she yelps in alarm: ]
Hang on, I know I locked the door-- augh! Get off me!
[ The NV clatters to the floor, then starts to broadcast the sounds of painful thuds, Haruhi shouting "Keep still!" and "Resistance is futile!", and, of course, copious amounts of unseen struggling. It isn't until about five or so minutes later that the NV's feed switches over to video. ]
[ Haruhi, with her knee planted firmly in the small of some poor soul's back, is currently mashing his face into the floor (probably giving him a terrible case of carpet burn in the process). Whoever he is, he's apparently decided surrender is the better part of valor, since he's oddly pliant as she threads his arms into the sleeves of a button-up shirt... that, or she might have simply managed to stun him long enough for her to do it. ]
[ Haruhi is muttering under her breath, which the NV picks up faintly.]
Yeah, this is a lot better... You make a great little uke like this, you know. Don't worry, I'll find you someone to serve as a top...
[ The boy pinned under her seems to recover, if only to sputter in outrage into the carpet. Naturally, Haruhi ignores him, and her right hand can be seen reaching back behind her suspiciously, while her left pulls out a rumpled pair of tuxedo pants.]
Hmm... And you know, you might not have much in the chest, but who knows if that transfers over to this form? Let's see...
Be gentle with my Sensei! [ So Neuro's calling out in a sort of plaintive voice from behind the camera, but he's sure not doing anything other than point it at the two of them. He even seems to be leaning in a little. ] Even though she loves feeling pain... He...? Hmm...
[ In the meantime, "sensei" has finally managed to locate his spine, because he bucks violently enough to dislodge Haruhi and let him lift his head to glare at the camera.
Despite the fact that at the moment, she's very... much... a dude (the skirt currently rucked up around her upper thighs notwithstanding) anyone who's met Yako in person can recognize her easily enough. Once she realizes Neuro's recording, she blanches violently, reaching out to swat the NV out of his hands. Even with their new height difference, though, Neuro pulls it out of the way easily enough, just in time to catch Haruhi landing unceremoniously on her bottom.
Though Haruhi scowls, her mood seems good enough not to mind. ]
Hey, what's the big idea? Do you not want pants or something, Yak... Hmm... better get a guy name for you...
Well, how about Yaki, cause your goose is totally cooked now! [ She giggles, even as Yako shouts off-screen. ]
Like this isn't your fault to begin with!
[ ooc; Network replies should expect copious amounts threadjacking from omnisciens and whoisjohnsmith. Yako's currently hiding out in her office in the NCC, though she'll be scrambling out of it shortly; anyone who wants to bump into her for an action thread is welcome to. \o/ Housemates would have gotten a rather badly misspelled text message last night to apologize for not making it home. ]