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[oresamabigstar]

[Is there a reason for this? A real one? No. No, there isn't. Black*Star is just bored. And hearing everybody talking like pirates is hilarious. So of course, he takes it upon himself to salute the day in the most fitting way he can think of. Cover your ears, folks. Even without the NVs you might hear him.]

Comments

[whoisjohnsmith]

SHUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP, IDIOT!

[oresamabigstar]

NOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

[whoisjohnsmith]

[First, mutes your ass because that hurts. Then keeps yelling:]

SOMEONE'S GOING TO BLOW UP YOUR STUPID NV, JACKASS!

[oresamabigstar]

[MUTED, but he's still yelling back on this end. 8D;;]

[whoisjohnsmith]

[Welll.... much the same on this end...]

AND IT'S GOING TO BE ME, IDIOT!

[oresamabigstar]

[And now... he's laughing at you. Because that's the funniest thing he's ever heard. :3]

[whoisjohnsmith]

[...Unmutes warily.]

[oresamabigstar]

[--to the sound of him STILL laughing at her. But eventually he draws in a breath and it settles down a little... and then]

GO ON AND TRY IT!!!

[whoisjohnsmith]

WELL, MAYBE I WILL!

[oresamabigstar]

YOU WON'T SUCCEED, LITTLE STAR.

[whoisjohnsmith]

[All right, turning the volume way down.]

What the hell are you calling me?

[oresamabigstar]

[He's all kinds of smug-looking now, folding his arms over his chest.]

A little star.

[whoisjohnsmith]

[Arms folded, giving no fucks:]

...Why?

[oresamabigstar]

'Cause compared to the great me, everyone's just a liiiiiiiiiiiiittle bitty star.

[whoisjohnsmith]

You're clearly a congenital idiot!

... i couldn't resist

[oresamabigstar]

Oi oi, my genitals are NOT idiots.