news feed; Friday, September 16th, 2011
Friday, September 16th, 2011
Weather Mostly cloudy. Chance of showers. High 18°C and a low of 13°C (64deg;F/55°F)
Current Moon Phase:Waning Gibbous
Morning sirens will go off at 6:54 am, and evening sirens will go off at 7:19 pm.
Troubles on the Street
Local officers Matthew Robinson and Eric Monroe, both patrolling in the late evening before sirens on the 15th, were set upon by two young women who were tearing at the officers' clothes. They tried kissing them, calling them gods among men, and wanting the officers to take the girls home to their grand palaces. Stunned, they calmed the two women down and put them in their car. When asked who they were and where they lived, they simply cackled and croaked out nonsensical numbers and phrases. Within an hour, both women had calmed and had fallen asleep. They were released early this morning and sent to the hospital for a check-up.
The police have been dealing with similar reports of people acting strangely only to have them calm within the hour and suddenly fall fast asleep. Lieutenant Barnaby spoke to the press early this morning and confirmed that they do believe it is some sort of psychotropic drug. "I can't say anything more than that," she said. "We have a few leads but nothing solid. Still, it doesn't take an idiot to see that these people are abusing something and going crazy over it."
The police have been advising people to be on the lookout for strange behavior. If anything appears suspicious, please report it to the proper authorities and seek help in case of an emergency. No cases have been particularly dangerous but citizens are advised to use caution when approaching anyone who appears suspicious or under the influence of any sort of substance.
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Also in the news:
- Lost: - One shaggy velvet bunny rabbit doll. 12 inches tall. Holds the spirit of my daughter inside. Moves & walks. Very curious nature. has no form of speech however but will come to the name of Nancy. Last seen in the Underground Mall. I took her to find her mother a gift and some how misplaced her. Please! Wife will be home from heavy business dealings in a day. I MUST find my daughter before then. Hefty reward for anyone who finds her. The sooner the better. Contact Nathan Graysmith at In-Animated Things at Westwood and Fairbrook, Sector Three.
[note: Interested in finding a walking velvet bunny? Ask for info. Cash reward]
- Long Wok Off Short Dok - All you can eat beef Friday. All beef dishes must go! Over stock on beef! Come for all you can eat beef dishes at the Industrial District’s #1 Chinese take out location. Cheap, fast and delicious!
[note: some orders may look a little green, but the shop owner swears the meat is fine and will even sample it himself! Tastes great, just... strangely colored. No side effects]
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[Note: There is a 50/50 chance of the so-called spell actually working. What happens the other half of the time? Well, nobody’s quite sure yet...]
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Weather Mostly cloudy. Chance of showers. High 18°C and a low of 13°C (64deg;F/55°F)
Current Moon Phase:Waning Gibbous
Morning sirens will go off at 6:54 am, and evening sirens will go off at 7:19 pm.
Troubles on the Street
Local officers Matthew Robinson and Eric Monroe, both patrolling in the late evening before sirens on the 15th, were set upon by two young women who were tearing at the officers' clothes. They tried kissing them, calling them gods among men, and wanting the officers to take the girls home to their grand palaces. Stunned, they calmed the two women down and put them in their car. When asked who they were and where they lived, they simply cackled and croaked out nonsensical numbers and phrases. Within an hour, both women had calmed and had fallen asleep. They were released early this morning and sent to the hospital for a check-up.
The police have been dealing with similar reports of people acting strangely only to have them calm within the hour and suddenly fall fast asleep. Lieutenant Barnaby spoke to the press early this morning and confirmed that they do believe it is some sort of psychotropic drug. "I can't say anything more than that," she said. "We have a few leads but nothing solid. Still, it doesn't take an idiot to see that these people are abusing something and going crazy over it."
The police have been advising people to be on the lookout for strange behavior. If anything appears suspicious, please report it to the proper authorities and seek help in case of an emergency. No cases have been particularly dangerous but citizens are advised to use caution when approaching anyone who appears suspicious or under the influence of any sort of substance.
[Referencing back to here. Event start!]
Also in the news:
- Lost: - One shaggy velvet bunny rabbit doll. 12 inches tall. Holds the spirit of my daughter inside. Moves & walks. Very curious nature. has no form of speech however but will come to the name of Nancy. Last seen in the Underground Mall. I took her to find her mother a gift and some how misplaced her. Please! Wife will be home from heavy business dealings in a day. I MUST find my daughter before then. Hefty reward for anyone who finds her. The sooner the better. Contact Nathan Graysmith at In-Animated Things at Westwood and Fairbrook, Sector Three.
[note: Interested in finding a walking velvet bunny? Ask for info. Cash reward]
- Long Wok Off Short Dok - All you can eat beef Friday. All beef dishes must go! Over stock on beef! Come for all you can eat beef dishes at the Industrial District’s #1 Chinese take out location. Cheap, fast and delicious!
[note: some orders may look a little green, but the shop owner swears the meat is fine and will even sample it himself! Tastes great, just... strangely colored. No side effects]
ADVERTISEMENT: It's an age old story: She is a great person, not too bad looking, great personality and she wants him...or vice versa... Only, he doesn't even know your name, really. It hurts knowing that you would be great for someone but they won't give you the time of day, right?
This can change and fast! Use one of my customized Love Spell Kits and GET YOUR MAN OR YOUR WOMAN!
*Results are guaranteed and within 24-hours
Everything will have been done for you so when you receive your Love Spell Kit in the mail, simply open it, set it up on a flat surface (as directed) and burn your candle...
...Then, watch in amazement as the one that you desire chases after you! Maybe you've lost your one true love? Get your man...Get your woman!
Order today, 24-hours:: Contact me, now. I am a double 3rd generation Spiritualist and I am here to help you now, 24-hours.
[Note: There is a 50/50 chance of the so-called spell actually working. What happens the other half of the time? Well, nobody’s quite sure yet...]
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