[ Already, Clover seems much more cheerful than the last time she posted; her hair's still a bright pink, probably recently touched up, and she's grinning at the NV. ]
So whoever does the horoscope's supposed to be pretty good at that, right? I'm not so sure I buy it. I mean, if I could read the future, I wouldn't wanna be stuck churning out horoscopes for the news feed. I'd predict the winning lottery numbers or go to a casino or something, you know?
'Course, that'd probably be illegal, but trying not to get caught would be the fun part, right?
[ She waves a hand vaguely. ] Anyway, I'm looking for volunteers for an experiment. You don't have to do much-- you won't even have to go anywhere! All you gotta do is tell me where you are. [ She pauses. ]
So, who's up for it it?
[ ooc; very relevant to the last bit:
Clover's permission post! ]