roar 001 - video

[beardedveteran]

[ For the first few seconds of the feed, a middle-aged guy is staring hard into the camera, looking perplexed. Probably a common sight on the network whenever a newcomer appears, but this guy is wearing a green-and-white eyemask along with a smart-casual shirt and tie, like he started to dress up as a comic book hero but got lazy after that. He can

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1/2 voice;

[doublehats]

[...........Sanji?]

[doublehats]

[wait no, he doesn't even look like Sanji. but apparently this guy is a hero. EVEN BETTER. most excited little boy voice!]

H-HERO?! You're a hero?! Really?!

[haki]

Chopper.

Did Sanji grow another beard?

[doublehats]

Huh? But that's not Sanji, even though he sounds like Sanji... why does he sound like Sanji but doesn't look like Sanji?

Does Sanji have a brother?

[haki]

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you. You're the doctor!

Maybe, that's his .... long, lost brother?

[doublehats]

Being a doctor doesn't mean you can just tell apart things like this! Where's Sanji anyways? We can just ask-- [LONG LOST BROTHER. that is a good idea]

Oooh, maybe they really are brothers.

[haki]

Oooh, do you think he cooks too?

[doublehats]

Maybe! Sanji's cooking is so good, it could even be hereditary!

[haki]

So that means this guy can cook? [ big werds ]

[doublehats]

Oh, yeah! Hereditary means it's something that runs in the family. So if Sanji can cook really well then anyone related to him would cook really well too.

[haki]

Why didn't you just say 'he probably cooks'? [ laughs ]

video | you guys just made my day.

[beardedveteran]

[ What started out as a squint of bafflement is now just a lost expression. He's not sure what's more weird in this situation, the people talking (is that a deer) or what they're talking about. Either way. ]

'Scuse me, but who's this 'Sanji' guy?

o-oh.... u///u

[haki]

Sanji's brother! [ oh, he's now talking to them ] Tell me first! Do you cook!?

so shameful ;~;

[doublehats]

[ahem, reindeer. there is a difference. another excited face staring at his NV screen] Do you?! --oh, Sanji is our cook! You sound just like him!

[beardedveteran]

[ Jumps back a little at the reindeer... mascot-y thing shoving its face in close, reminds him way too much of a certain creepy bear toy thing ] 'Course I can cook, 'course I can, but what's this gotta do with your Sanji cook dude? I've never seen you guys in my life!

[haki]

Is your cooking delicious!?! [ said in a dead tone. DEADLY SERIOUS. he can't hear what else kotetsu has to say. ]