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[fantasycliche]

[ The video cuts in to a very intentional composition. Onyx is all dressed up in a charmingly low-cut black dress and a silky smile, lounging on some park bench somewhere. She brushes black hair over one shoulder and starts speaking. ]

Does anyone have any extra room where ever they live? I'm told I'm a good roommate.

[ No that's a lie. She'll do

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[kingofrooks]

Did you actually arrive in that dress?

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[fantasycliche]

I did. [ not. this thing is so stolen it hurts. ] Why?

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[kingofrooks]

If you had, I would've noticed you.

So how did you get it?

[fantasycliche]

Calling me a liar now, are you? That's a wonderful way to introduce yourself.

[isitablurred]

[His lips are sealed. So long as there is no chewing of human flesh going on, and Jason is safe.]

It would be difficult to forget such a lovely name. Have you had any luck settling in?

[fantasycliche]

I'll let you know, once I find a place to settle in to.

[isitablurred]

You hardly have to worry about that straight away. There's free apartments for newcomers, while they find their feet.

[fantasycliche]

I like to plan ahead.

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[under_thehood]

You're so gracious to check in on your new 'friends.'

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[fantasycliche]

I know. You're lucky to have me.

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[under_thehood]

What would I do ever without you?

[fantasycliche]

[ a pause, looking ever so thoughtful! ]

Well, you might live longer, for one.

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[kissesdarling]

Oh, you are horrible at this.

[fantasycliche]

[ FROWN, HEY. >:C ]

At what?

[kissesdarling]

The villainous vixen.

As if we haven't seen that before. I've killed at least twelve of them in the past year.

[fantasycliche]

[ oh whew, she thought he meant 'at being human' for a second there, THIS IS EASIER TO DENY. c: ]

That's not exactly what I was going for, but I'll keep it in mind.

[Voice]

[wingsandwill]

Why would one want you on their side?

[fantasycliche]

I'm a good friend to have, is all.

[wingsandwill]

In what manner?

[fantasycliche]

Who wants to know?