#001 - VIDEO
[It's night time. Anyone sane wouldn't be caught outside. Sanji isn't anyone sane, though, and as his face appears on the NV screen, he looks downright pissed. He doesn't even know he's on video, he's basically just punching the buttons on this thing that at least looks to him like your every day phone snail, except it's made of gold.]
OI! Where the hell am I, and where the hell did all the mermaids go?! And what's that thing that just tried to crawl up my leg?! It's got like fifty legs and a shell and giant whiskers and a tail and- agh!
[Turns out the catlobster he kicked away earlier after it came to say hello with its teeth isn't quite dead after he lightly kicked it away earlier. One colossal punt later, he sure hopes it is as it sails through the night sky.]
Who's listenin' in on this, huh?! I want an explanation, and I want it right now! Shirahoshi-chan is in danger, I need to get back and save her right this instant, and I demand I get some answers! Luffy, where'd you go? Shirahoshi-chan, Robin-chan, Nami-swan! I'm coming for youuu!
[And with that, he starts running blindly through the pitch-black, darkened streets. Because that's just what you do.]
OI! Where the hell am I, and where the hell did all the mermaids go?! And what's that thing that just tried to crawl up my leg?! It's got like fifty legs and a shell and giant whiskers and a tail and- agh!
[Turns out the catlobster he kicked away earlier after it came to say hello with its teeth isn't quite dead after he lightly kicked it away earlier. One colossal punt later, he sure hopes it is as it sails through the night sky.]
Who's listenin' in on this, huh?! I want an explanation, and I want it right now! Shirahoshi-chan is in danger, I need to get back and save her right this instant, and I demand I get some answers! Luffy, where'd you go? Shirahoshi-chan, Robin-chan, Nami-swan! I'm coming for youuu!
[And with that, he starts running blindly through the pitch-black, darkened streets. Because that's just what you do.]