[It's something of a normal image -- a well-dressed (all in black) middle-aged man standing somewhat calmly in the center of the baseball diamond. One hand is in his pocket, a bottle containing a dark liquid tucked in the crook of his elbow -- the other, holding his communicator. By the look of things, the man has figured out how to use it -- as
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Wait. Winchester. Like Sam Winchester?
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It's too bad Crowley forgot how to be polite two thousand years ago or something.]
No. I'm looking for a young man by the name of Susan Winchester, who just so happens to be larger than a bloody Clydesdale, because I happen to owe him a dinner date -- he skipped out on our last one and I don't stand for being stood up.
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Yeah, she was used to that.]
Oh. Good. My bad, then. Good luck finding Susan, then.
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[Somewhat irritably, ignoring her lack of reaction. Crowley had bigger things to worry about. Like Castiel being within a four hundred mile radius of where he was.]
Now that we've established that one half of the world's favorite dynamic duo is within the city, perhaps you can give me some good news. Or, barring that, something remotely helpful.
[He doesn't give examples. You should just spew things, clearly.]
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[EYEROLL. Cuz whatev, you're not very scary dude.]
Uh, gee, so much for trying to be nice? It depends on what kind of good news you're looking for. Because depending on where you're coming from... I don't think there's much good news about being teleported into an alternate universe Canada.
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I'm trapped in Canada.
[Are you. fucking. kidding. him.]
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[And she comes from a world of ZOMBIES. Getting magically dumped in magic Canada stretched the bounds of what she could believe in. Initially, at least.]
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[Somewhat irritably. With no explanation. Canada just sucks.]
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I've never been to Canada until now, so I think I'm there with you.
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It's high on the list of things to decimate once I get enough power to do so.
[... it's a joke. Really.]
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I'll--take your word for it?
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Do you have a name?
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[The girl seems bearable, at least. Certainly not an idiot. Crowley can deal with that.]
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[Like said, it took a lot for a pissy guy to really phase her. But he seemed to have calmed down enough to kind-of-sort-of-not-really cordial. Still wasn't sure if she should place him on her personal scale of asshole, asshole-but-that-was-okay-I-guess, or somewhere in the middle, but Ro'd figure that out soon enough, she knew.]
So Susa--uh, Sam come around yet?
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I could honestly give a damn about Sam Winchester. [Look, he's playing nice.] This just seemed like something he would get himself into. An alternative universe built to trap people here -- it isn't the first time it's come up.
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