They're basically normal people with funny hats and godawful beards. You can become one by ignoring everything great about society -- like indoor plumbing and television.
Er... then no. I don't have any hats, and I certainly haven't a beard. And I actually like indoor plumbing. Just because I don't watch television, that doesn't make me a Mormon.
[ Frankly she doesn't know what's so great about it anyway. ]
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Don't think I'd want to.
What're you gonna do with yours? Eat it?
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[ A faint chuckle. ]
No, I'd actually rather set it free back in the ocean. Getting it out there has proven to be a bit of a challenge.
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You're not doing something weird are you?
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[ Blankest of blank looks here. ]
Weird? No, my stepsister wanted to eat octopus for dinner. What do you mean weird?
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[ She smiles, shaking her head. ]
Don't worry, I don't watch television, so I won't have to worry about seeing something ... Inappropriate. Whatever it is.
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You're half way there!
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[ Frankly she doesn't know what's so great about it anyway. ]
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You got a name?
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