Tuesday; August 23rd, 2011
Weather A mix of cloud and sun. Chance of showers.
Current Moon Phase: Waning Crescent
Morning sirens will go off at 6:20 am, and evening sirens will go off at 8:09 pm.
News & Advertisements
- In the Obituary Section:
Felton Producer, Found in Actor’s Flats Sander Cohen (46), the eccentric newcomer artist, was found dead in his room last evening, wearing a rabbit mask, covered head to toe in plaster. It is suspected that this death is some kind of elaborately orchestrated, aesthetic suicide.
Cohen was known for bringing a diverse and avant garde season to the Felton Stage over the past year, including a cavorting run with the criminal Joker’s deadly one man show Last Laugh. He had recently been commissioned to paint an urban mural in Sector 9, and was a first prize winner of last summer’s amateur film festival.
Riku, current manager of the Felton Theatre, commented: “I’m really sorry that he’s gone. He was an amazing artist, and I’d hate to think he did this just for the sake of his work.” Many performers at the Felton refuse to believe “the old fruit” has truly bowed out, and suspect that like other newcomers who have come back to life, he is planning to return in a dramatic revival. In the meantime, the show goes on, with a new company production by a local playwright opening this week.
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- End of summer grill sale @ Sector 8 Homegoods Warehouse! Come clean out our stock of propane and charcoal grills! Imported Cedar and Hickory wood chips for smoking meats also available. Get in your last licks of backyard barbecue now, before summer’s out. Outdoor plastic dishware sets and patio furniture also on clearance, this week only.
- AGI’s massage school quick-course summer graduates are performing free 5-minute chair massages outside Club 24 from Noon till 5 today. Come by for aninformational booklet about our 10-week fall classes, to learn Swedish, Shiatsu & other theraputic deep tissue techniques. Registration ends September 1st.
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