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Aug 21, 2011 20:35

[The video focuses on a dark, jagged crack in a concrete wall, clearly that of a poorly lit, unfurnished basement. A bubbling, brown ooze is lazily squeezing itself out of the crack and pooling onto the floor.

The camera operator gives an irritated snort--then the familiar, gravelly tone.]

This is fucking annoying. It never rains, but pours.

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voice; proxysearch August 22 2011, 01:16:56 UTC
[Oh God, if that's really a finger, she's going to be sick again. Thanks, Roman. She's sticking to voice for now.]

Poor you. Hire a nanny.

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permavoice; ebony_mask August 22 2011, 01:33:42 UTC
Golly, Re-l, you sound cranky. Someone not get enough beauty rest last night?

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proxysearch August 22 2011, 01:41:47 UTC
Kiss my ass, Roman. You know very well what went on last night.

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ebony_mask August 22 2011, 01:43:32 UTC
Hmm, let's see...was it massage night with Tina? Or was that Friday? The days seem to blur together...

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proxysearch August 22 2011, 01:47:12 UTC
[The eyeroll should be audible.]

Yes, of course, I'm in a bad mood because you were out getting a massage last night.

[Asshole.]

The monsters rampaging.

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ebony_mask August 22 2011, 02:00:01 UTC
Get real, honey: pretty much everything I do puts you in a foul mood.

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proxysearch August 22 2011, 02:02:44 UTC
Untrue. It's only when you're doing something suspicious that I get aggravated. ...And whatever you have there, put it away. Those look like fingers.

[Please don't let them be fingers.]

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ebony_mask August 22 2011, 02:10:35 UTC
[Gives a quiet laugh at the last comment.]

But am I not a suspicious person by nature?

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proxysearch August 22 2011, 02:20:09 UTC
I can overlook it, some days. Like when you were fussing with that cat.

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ebony_mask August 22 2011, 02:29:15 UTC
I ate it.

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proxysearch August 22 2011, 02:37:38 UTC
[She nearly gags right then and there, but slaps her hand over her mouth before any sound escapes her. But there's silence for a good twenty seconds before she responds.]

You didn't.

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ebony_mask August 22 2011, 02:41:50 UTC
Carpaccio.

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proxysearch August 22 2011, 02:47:06 UTC
[No, seriously, she's about twenty seconds from tossing the nothing that's in her stomach.]

You're disgusting.

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ebony_mask August 22 2011, 02:50:45 UTC
With a nice red wine.

[There's a pause and then a low laugh.]

Just kidding. What do you think I am, some kinda barbarian?

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proxysearch August 22 2011, 02:55:10 UTC
[She nearly hisses in irritation.]

I wouldn't take you for that much of a sadist, no.

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ebony_mask August 22 2011, 02:57:56 UTC
[Clearly enjoying her irritation, as noted by the glee in his tone.]

And why's that?

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