011 // Text + Video
[He decides to troll a bit with text first.]
As you all know, I have been incarcerated these past few weeks, forced to wear things I hesitate to refer to as clothes, with nary a skin or hair product in sight... Oh how dreadful it has been. Yet for all of my struggles I have found light at the end of the tunnel. Ladies and gentlemen... For your consideration, I would like to present:
[It switches over to video, and there is Kurt. There is Kurt in tight pinstriped pants, an old-fashioned riding jacket, knee-high boots and what looks suspiciously like a bodice. He's topped off the outfit with a black leather newsboy-style hat, which he tips at the screen with a crooked smile. And he is very clearly in his apartment.]
What do you think? I call this just-been-bailed-out-of-prison chic. It's about time I got back to doing what I do best, hm? Should any of you need help putting together an outfit for any occasion, look no further. I can consult, design, and even sew--I can even look over your ensembles Heidi Klum style. I'm hoping this will put whole-wheat low-sodium bread on the table until I get my feet back on stage where they belong.
Call this my triumphant return. [A confident smile and a wink.]
As you all know, I have been incarcerated these past few weeks, forced to wear things I hesitate to refer to as clothes, with nary a skin or hair product in sight... Oh how dreadful it has been. Yet for all of my struggles I have found light at the end of the tunnel. Ladies and gentlemen... For your consideration, I would like to present:
[It switches over to video, and there is Kurt. There is Kurt in tight pinstriped pants, an old-fashioned riding jacket, knee-high boots and what looks suspiciously like a bodice. He's topped off the outfit with a black leather newsboy-style hat, which he tips at the screen with a crooked smile. And he is very clearly in his apartment.]
What do you think? I call this just-been-bailed-out-of-prison chic. It's about time I got back to doing what I do best, hm? Should any of you need help putting together an outfit for any occasion, look no further. I can consult, design, and even sew--I can even look over your ensembles Heidi Klum style. I'm hoping this will put whole-wheat low-sodium bread on the table until I get my feet back on stage where they belong.
Call this my triumphant return. [A confident smile and a wink.]