news feed; Thursday, August 11th, 2011

Aug 11, 2011 04:29

Thursday; August 11th, 2011

WeatherSunny with cloudy periods. Heat wave. High 32 °C and a low of 19°C (90deg;F/66°F)

Current Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous

Morning sirens will go off at 6:02 am, and evening sirens will go off at 8:31 pm.

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- $500 HOLY CRAP! IS THAT A ROOM FOR RENT ON MY NEWSFEED??!?!?!?!?!? (north of Tower Apartments, Sector 4)

You bet your nomadic ass it is. Do you want to be homeless? Then you better come check this room for rent out. It has WALLS and a CEILING. BLOCKS THE FUCKIN WIND AND RAIN AND DARKNESS FOOL!

ZOMG THE LOCATION IS THE SHIT. You can WALK to Dewey Ave Station from here. So you can get your drink on and do some mackin playa. Or grab the train to SPU or Hillsdale or Hawthorne cause we all about higher education up in here. You could hit the Tower Apartments with a ROCK. But don't. We keep it civilized.

We got carpet up in this hoe too. They wanted to come put in hard wood floors. But i was like FUCK THAT. I don't want my feet to be cold when I get out of bed at night. Carpet. So soft. Transcends the walking barefoot experience.

Man the room... You can put your bed and furniture UP IN HERE!!! So you can sleep, chill, even EAT. You got a private bedroom! We ain't bunk bedding out this motherfucker.

AWWW SHIT! YOUR OWN PRIVATE BATHROOM!!! WTF!?! YUH! You can shower and take a shit w/o anyone being up in your business!!! I'm not bullshittin either... I'm taking HOT WATER IN THE SHOWER*

We got ELECTRICITY. POWER ALL YOUR APPLIANCES. Play my X-Box360 cause I never do. No need for candles or firewood, because I got LIGHTs and HEAT.

-this pad has doors so people don't come up in yo space son
-this place has windows so you can see outside and shit. WHAZZUP NEIGHBORS!
-tennis courts, 2 pools, parking garage, brand new gym so you can get swoll. Sand volleyballcourt WHAT!

-Your bad ass new roommate (NV #33-0567)

* Except after siren. Sorry bro.

- Come witness creative architects play in over 20 tons of sand at Crow’s Head Beach tomorrow afternoon at the 10th Annual Sand Sculpture contest. With buckets and tools in hand, participating teams will have four hours to complete their sculptures. Children can also create their own masterpieces in the children’s sandbox. Spectators can cast their vote for the “People’s Choice Award.” Trophies awarded for youth, adult, family and corporate entries.

- Hovercraft Prototype Needs Testdrivers The Turnwall Company (a SERO subsidiary), is asking for ordinary citizens to try out their new commuter hover prototype. It's proven very safe in thousands of lab tests, and now they want to pre-release it to normal citizens of the port to try out for a month. All that’s required is a DMV registry, an afternoon to learn its simple operation, and to use it every day, keeping a written or video log for the month of how well the craft performs. Call now to see about your eligibility to help science step forward with this and other projects!

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