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[caveatwalls]

[Sherlock has been avoiding any significant Network activity since he picked up on the fact that somehow Moriarty is having him followed. This, however, will give away nothing but his current irritation with the side effects of genetic mutation. And not his.]

To whoever left the sacks of zucchini on the front porch, [And he already has some

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[girlyboywonder]

that's a death threat in some cultures

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[caveatwalls]

[He's been wondering when she'd contact him again. Besides the fact he has reasons to believe she dumped the fruit herself.]

News to me. Good that you can eat it and forget then.

[girlyboywonder]

news? think about it. a load of the nastiest veggies we ever grew, ominously at your door.
doesn't sound threatening?

[caveatwalls]

Fruit.

[voice]

[madeinoblivion]

Well there are mountains of it dirt cheap down at the grocery store. Probably somebody's eyes were bigger than their veggie bin.

[voice]

[caveatwalls]

If someone wants to be the Father Christmas of produce, they can at least do it where people bloody need it.

[voice]

[madeinoblivion]

"Everybody needs to eat their vegetables"

[caveatwalls]

It's a fruit, technically.

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[sittingtype]

[ John is milling around the apartment and comes out of his bedroom when he hears Sherlock's network broadcast and looks at the kitchen with thinly veiled shock. ]

... You're cooking.

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[caveatwalls]

[Fortunately for his dignity, Sherlock is not wearing an apron or oven mitts, but his sleeves are rolled up and he looks very concentrated on grating down the zucchini in his hand. When did they get a grater anyway?]

Baking. Yes.

[sittingtype]

[ clearly it must have belonged to the previous tenants, because what would Sherlock Holmes and John Watson ever need with a grater? ]

Baking, then. That's... very new.

[caveatwalls]

[EXPERIMENTS, naturally. But Sherlock is too irritated by the room full of summer squash to see the amusement of the situation.]

To you it is. [He stops himself from throwing the grater down.] Why zucchini?

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[aintnorain]

Why zucchini?

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[caveatwalls]

That's what I'd like to ask the scientists who bred it like rabbits.

[permatext]

[aintnorain]

That organic company? I'm not entirely sure I trust anything anyone just hands out here.

[caveatwalls]

They're far more than an organic company. In retrospect, this is a tame disturbance on their part.

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[remembered]

[ Amy is out and about for the time being, but she is disappointed to be missing what sounds like him in the kitchen. and actually using it for, you know, kitchen purposes. ]

If you're baking, I hope you're not planning on asking me to get milk.

[ :| ]

[voice]

[caveatwalls]

I'm not baking. [LIES] Milk would be nice.

[voice]

[remembered]

Oh really? Then why do you want milk if you're not, hm?

[voice]

[caveatwalls]

I guess you don't value tea time.