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[atrumcanis]

[The video feed shows-- for those who know it-- the living room of the Super Secret Firehouse. It's empty for the moment, but one can hear muffled yips in the background. Jack's voice is first.]

Attention, Newcomers of Siren's Port! I think there's a goddman epidemic goin' on here! First Jinx, and now--

Stoppit, hold-- [It's a mutter at first,

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[quackery]

[Chilling in the cabin, checking the network-

What.]

Leave the dog alone!

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[cowboy_newsie]

It's not a dog, it's our baby!

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[quackery]

Jack.

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[cowboy_newsie]

We're thinkin' o' names, actually. What d'ya think about Sawyer?

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[quackery]

It's not a baby!

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[cowboy_newsie]

Is too!

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[quackery]

I saw that paw!

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[cowboy_newsie]

That's just Sirius. He doesn't like to talk about it.

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[quackery]

That doesn't even make sense!

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[cowboy_newsie]

He's mutated.

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[quackery]

He is not!

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[cowboy_newsie]

You don't live with him, you don't have to see him first thin' in the mornin'.

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[quackery]

I would still notice if he was mutated!

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[cowboy_newsie]

It's a very little paw.

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[quackery]

Then why is his stomach barking?

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[cowboy_newsie]

Pregnancy is a funny business, Ahiru.