voice;
[The feed clicks on mid-sentence. Jinx does not sound happy.]
--the hell is this store trying to pull? These are obviously knockoffs.
[There's another woman's voice. She's a very timid saleswoman, trying to tell Jinx, "I assure you, all of our products are authentic imports from--"]
That's a fucking lie and you know it, lady. You wanna know how I know? These jeans are a size 0 and I can't even get them buttoned. Do you have any idea the last time I was a size 2? Take a guess.
[There's a silence.]
Never. And there is no way I could've gained weight because I can't keep anything fucking down before noon! That's been my life for the past two damn weeks so you can't tell me that it's me, and not your store.
[This poor, poor saleswoman. "Ma'am if you just--"]
No. Screw you and screw this entire store! I'll be taking my business else--
[The feed cuts with the sound of rustling as Jinx grabs her purse.]
[ooc: Anyone and everyone can feel free to point out the obvious to this oblivious girl.]
--the hell is this store trying to pull? These are obviously knockoffs.
[There's another woman's voice. She's a very timid saleswoman, trying to tell Jinx, "I assure you, all of our products are authentic imports from--"]
That's a fucking lie and you know it, lady. You wanna know how I know? These jeans are a size 0 and I can't even get them buttoned. Do you have any idea the last time I was a size 2? Take a guess.
[There's a silence.]
Never. And there is no way I could've gained weight because I can't keep anything fucking down before noon! That's been my life for the past two damn weeks so you can't tell me that it's me, and not your store.
[This poor, poor saleswoman. "Ma'am if you just--"]
No. Screw you and screw this entire store! I'll be taking my business else--
[The feed cuts with the sound of rustling as Jinx grabs her purse.]
[ooc: Anyone and everyone can feel free to point out the obvious to this oblivious girl.]