001 (Video) Backdated to before sirens

[youandoblivion]

[This is no accidental feed you're seeing. Oh no, this is deliberate. The adolescent girl onscreen is typing furiously, so clearly you're seeing her broadcasting from a computer. Behind her is a really confused Greeter trying to get her attention, but she ignores them, more focused on her work, and eventually said Greeter just takes to staring. I

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[Voice]

[omnomiron]

Greedy, territorial bastards are what they are.

I ain't a scientist but I can tell you if ya want in, you're gonna want to make friends with one of the factions.

[Voice]

[youandoblivion]

[You can't see her, but she's rocking back and forth on her heels, and you can definitely hear the cynicism in her voice.]

Wonder how much that'll cost me. Adults are so fond of their damn politics and that doesn't suit me at all. And I need access to it now.

[Voice]

[omnomiron]

Hard t'say. Guess if you've got the skill though they might jump at the chance of havin' you around. I think you'll want to go to SERO for that.

[Hold up a second...] ...Adults? How old are you?

[Voice]

[youandoblivion]

[SMIRKING SO MUCH. But the smugness vanishes in place of her acting shy and embarassed.] It's not polite to ask a lady's age, y'know. Oh, I'm so embarassed. I don't think I can stand it.

[She can't help it. Being a troll, even when she wants something is just her nature.]

[Voice]

[omnomiron]

[What am manners. Gazille isn't a gentleman. In fact he's not so good at gentle at all.] ...

S'fine, I don't really care so you don't have to tell me.

Good luck with the bastards in any case.

[HE'S SO POLITE.]

[Voice]

[youandoblivion]

[ARE YOU GOOD AT BEING BRIGHT, GAZILLE? Washu blinks and... If this wasn't voice, you could totally see the blank stare she's giving her laptop.]

Uh.. ...Thanks... I guess. [SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WORK WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND HER AND THEN AREN'T... BLATANTLY DUMB ABOUT IT LIKE MIHOSHI. HOW DOES SHE SHOT SNARKY BS.]