[First, blackness- the feed is pointed out her window, towards the sky. A few stars are visible off in the distance. After a few seconds of this, the video turns back towards a familiar redhead. There is a duck on her lap that she's petting absentmindedly.]I'm really glad that red rain stuff stopped yesterday... I didn't go out at all, but it still
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i KiNdA lIkE iT hErE y'AlL aRe PrEtTy ChIlL
JuSt ThE sTrAnGeSt MoThErFuCkIn ThInG dOeSn'T cEaSe To Be SqUeEzInG tHe SurPrIsE nOoDlEs OuT mY sPoNgE tHoUgH
WhErE yOu BrOs AnD tItS uP aNd GeT yOuR rEsT oN?
bE hIdInG yOuR rEcOoPeRaCoOnS rEaL fUcKiN gOoD i CaN't FiNd It :o(
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Um... Squeezing noodles out of your sponge?
I don't know what a recooperacoon is, but you can find a place to stay in the Tower apartments! Did a greeter tell you where they are?
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BuT nAh I mEaN i GoT a LiTtLe LoSt CoUpLe Of TiMeS
pLaCe Is MoThErFuCkIn VaSt NoT eVeN cLoWnInG aRoUnD
( hEhEhE )
bUt SoMe GeNtLeBrOs Be DrOpPiNg ThEiR mOsT hElPfUl ShIt FoR a JuGgAtRoLl So We GoOd
i Be ZoNiNg In My HiVeStEm AlReAdY sO tHaT's ChIlL
bUt I
wAiT hOlD tHe FuCk Up SiStEr
YoU dOn'T kNoW wHaT a CoOn Be??
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No, I don't know what a coon is...
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WhY nOt?
WeLl UhHhH
lEmMe GeT mY wIcKeD dIsCrIpTiOnInG oN fOr YoU sIsTeR
yOu JuSt SiT bAcK aNd CaLm yOuR tItS hAhA
[ no response immediately, but after a few moments: ]
a JuGgAtRoLl Be A wIcKeD cLoWnY mOtHeRfUcKeR!
lIkE wHaT i Be
HoNk :o)
AnD a HiVeStEm Be ThE bIgAsS tOwEr I bE aT i GuEsS
iT lOoKs LiKe A hIvEsTeM tO lItTlE oLd Me
[ beat. ]
WhOoOa I aLmOsT dOnE wEnT aNd SpAcEd OuT
AnYwAy FoR sErIoUs HeRe
uHhH
yOu KnOw!
wHeRe YoU gEt SoMe MoThErFuCkIn ShUt EyE
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Y'aLl SlEeP, rIgHt?
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So... You're a clown, and you need to find your apartment? Of course we sleep!
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tHeRe AiN't NoThInG bAd AbOuT lIsTeNiNg To YoUr HeArT!
eSpEcIaLlY wHeN iT bE fEeLiNg GoOd AnD aLl KiNdS oF rIgHt
ThE wOrDs AiN't BeInG sAiD iN tHe HaRsH oF wAyS tO hUrT a BrO
tHeY jUsT bE mAkIn ThE fLoW
fEeL lIkE mOtHeRfUcKiN mAgIc Yo
[ honk yeah triple rhyme combo, he could start a fire with those sick beats ]
WeLl I bE a TrOlL
bUt I aIn'T aBoUt To MoThErFuCkIn ObJeCt To ThAt TiTlE :o)
uUhHhHhHhH
hOlD oN
[ and on goes the feed on his end-- the guy is already in an apartment ( thanks to a kind npc for dragging him out of the darkness while wandering about! ), sitting on the floor. he shrugs, and swings his head over his shoulder to look to his right with question. ]
Where do you be getting your sleep on then? I mean, I ain't seein' sopor nowhere . . . [ but that doesn't mean you guys don't have it right?! haha right?! you just hide your coons like squeak creatures! ]
Maybe I just ain't seein' it.
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Well, um, we usually sleep on beds...
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The fuck's a bed?
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Like that!
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after a few moments of his own blank staring, he picks his NV up and goes towards his own
"bed". ]
This fucker?
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1) camera.
2) bed.
3) camera.
4) random spot in the air.
5) to bed.
all probably taking a number of awkward silences. ]
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honk. ]
This be some weird shit y'all sleep in . . . [ another series of bounces, then a honkish laugh. ] Well we trolls got recooperacoons we all up an' crawl into to get our sleep on. It be filled with motherfuckin' sopor slime, 'cause . . .
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-- Where's the sopor?
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