Jul 16, 2011 17:51
[The feed begins with a masculine voice making a noise that's very near a... purr. A moment after the audio starts, video cuts in too - Tyki is apparently sprawled on his couch, dark hair tousled and lazily gazing at the ceiling.]
I'm bored. [Said so lazily, with his gold eyes hooded and bleary -] But you know, that's all right. This city is such a good place to be bored. Especially when there's this... this thing. And everyone else, running around on the other end of it. So clever, whoever made all of this up. It makes being bored so nice. Hello.
I really like this city. Obnoxious youthening women notwithstanding. People are interesting. I want to talk more about that. [He pushes himself up on his elbows and grins...]
Did you all know, there's a girl in this city who's eaten a whole bag of marbles and survived? She's so charming. Who'd ever have heard of such a thing? But she seems really embarrassed about it. [A laugh! Gleeful:] That's Yako, she might even be angry at me for mentioning it now. Also, people who have the most excellent hair, I'm not even sure how it happens, but I wish I saw it more at home. It's so pleasant.
Also, I've had the pleasure of viewing my favorite ass ever here. You know. In her pants? Not out of it. But I can tell. [Laugh, SO GLEEFUL.] She'll be so angry at me for mentioning it! But on a scale of one to ten, it's a very stellar set of hindquarters. Who can guess, hm? Who is it? Anyone?
c: liquid snake,
!: tyki mikk,
c: xigbar,
c: peter parker | spider-man,
c: bruce wayne | batman