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[he_is_wild]

[Joker is flopped on a cot, wearing the uniform of a sanitarium patient.]

Booo-riiiing. That's really the problemo with a cell. It can get a little boring.

So someone entertain me or I might have to go entertain myself and we wouldn't want that. C'mon, Port, I'd do the same for you

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voice;

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You're not supposed to be enjoying yourself.

voice;

[he_is_wild]

Now there's a voice that always makes me smile.

voice;

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I'm not here for your entertainment. Do you need to be reminded of why you're there?

voice;

[he_is_wild]

...Yeah, I do.

I broke someone's arm, right? I think that's right.

voice;

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Kidnapping, assault and battery, not to mention several counts of murder from months previous.

voice;

[he_is_wild]

Oh riiight. I killed a few hundred people.

That was fun!

voice;

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[A beat.]

A few hundred.

voice;

[he_is_wild]

Well, yeah! I killed a few thousand back home but that took years.

voice;

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[She'll need to change the number on his file now. Wonderful.]

And you just...forgot about these things until now?

voice;

[he_is_wild]

Sometimes it all blurs together, you know?

voice;

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No, I don't. I'm pretty sure you keep track of all you've done. You can probably recount every second of your first run-in with Batman.

voice;

[he_is_wild]

Well of course I remember that.

But no, I don't keep track of how many people I kill, toots.

voice;

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Not good enough to remember?

voice;

[he_is_wild]

The number isn't important! Not to me. But it's important to him. He keeps track!

voice;

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Does he keep names too?

voice;

[he_is_wild]

I'm sure he does.