log 001 ✮ text/voice/video
Helloooooooooo. Can anyone hear me!? Helloooooooo.
[ A NV’s audio feed flicks on to the sound of buzzing and a little bit of yelling. Shortly afterwards, there is a jumble of text… ]
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[ ...before switching to video. The feed reveals a man who appears to be in his mid-twenties wearing an outfit that looks far better suited to an eighty-year old history teacher (note the bow tie). As he begins to speak, he's got a bit of a smile on his face. ]
All right then. It’s on. Of course, I shouldn’t be worrying about whether it’s on or not. No… what I should be worried about…
[ The camera jerks around a bit as he throws his NV up into the air and fumbles with it before barely catching it.
Not doing that again. ]
As I was saying… What I should be worried about is the fact that right now in my hand, I’m holding a modified version of a method of communication that should be long gone. Now, if I were only holding a modified method of communication that should be long gone, that might be enough to be worried about. But, it also appears that this modified method of communication is linked up to something that holds a striking resemblance to, if I’m not mistaken… a twenty-first century social network. [ Which was rather strange because... well... it just was. ]
But that’s not the worst thing wrong with this situation. No, the worst thing is that I appear to have been pulled out of the TARDIS mid-flight and dropped in what looks like a…. baseball [ That was the one with the bats right? ] diamond in twenty-first century Earth.
[ He holds the feed up to his face, looking less and less pleased by the moment. ]
Now, ignoring the fact that this should be physically impossible to do, I’d say that we’re off to a fine start. And since we’re off to such a brilliant start, I’m only going to say this once.
Kidnapping on a galactic scale is a bad idea on the best of days. But today, whoever or whatever you are, you just made the biggest mistake you could possibly make. [ His voice gets a little bit louder. ] Today, you've brought a whole world of trouble on yourself. Today is when it all ends. Because today, you kidnapped the Doctor!
[ ...and now it's back to soft. ]
And believe me when I tell you that there is no way I'm going to let you get away with this.
[ A NV’s audio feed flicks on to the sound of buzzing and a little bit of yelling. Shortly afterwards, there is a jumble of text… ]
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[ ...before switching to video. The feed reveals a man who appears to be in his mid-twenties wearing an outfit that looks far better suited to an eighty-year old history teacher (note the bow tie). As he begins to speak, he's got a bit of a smile on his face. ]
All right then. It’s on. Of course, I shouldn’t be worrying about whether it’s on or not. No… what I should be worried about…
[ The camera jerks around a bit as he throws his NV up into the air and fumbles with it before barely catching it.
Not doing that again. ]
As I was saying… What I should be worried about is the fact that right now in my hand, I’m holding a modified version of a method of communication that should be long gone. Now, if I were only holding a modified method of communication that should be long gone, that might be enough to be worried about. But, it also appears that this modified method of communication is linked up to something that holds a striking resemblance to, if I’m not mistaken… a twenty-first century social network. [ Which was rather strange because... well... it just was. ]
But that’s not the worst thing wrong with this situation. No, the worst thing is that I appear to have been pulled out of the TARDIS mid-flight and dropped in what looks like a…. baseball [ That was the one with the bats right? ] diamond in twenty-first century Earth.
[ He holds the feed up to his face, looking less and less pleased by the moment. ]
Now, ignoring the fact that this should be physically impossible to do, I’d say that we’re off to a fine start. And since we’re off to such a brilliant start, I’m only going to say this once.
Kidnapping on a galactic scale is a bad idea on the best of days. But today, whoever or whatever you are, you just made the biggest mistake you could possibly make. [ His voice gets a little bit louder. ] Today, you've brought a whole world of trouble on yourself. Today is when it all ends. Because today, you kidnapped the Doctor!
[ ...and now it's back to soft. ]
And believe me when I tell you that there is no way I'm going to let you get away with this.