♔ DECLARATION THE THIRD // VIDEO ♔

[daddydaioh]

WONDERFUL NEWS!

I HAVE BEEN GRANTED EMPLOYMENT!

[He momentarily goes all shiny eyed and weepy looking, hands clasped beneath his chin.] Th-This is such an opportunity for me! Never before have I known the complete and utter happiness of going it on my own! It is like a dream come true! And, better still, I have TWO jobs! I am now just like

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[daddydaioh]

Ah, so you would like to be a sports star, eh? Well, then, young man, have confidence! Believe in yourself! Maybe you can do some tricks in the stands, catch the eye of a manager or something--you know, just kick a can around, something like that! It doesn't hurt to show off a little, after all!

Hm? Oh, my dearest Haruhi is sixteen, and she is quite real. Ah, but wait, would you like to see a photograph of her? Like all good fathers, I happen to have such a snapshot in my wallet for occasions such as things-- [digging around to find his wallet]

The mall! Oh, no, dear boy, no no no, that will not do at all! I will admit there might be some certain plastic charm of a commoner's mall, and there is a certain beauty to it as well--the bustle of the marketplace, the delightful coming together of so many cultures and places--but you mean to tell me you haven't seen the Cathedral? Or the lake?

Oh, you want date locations? [smiiiiiiile wink] So there is a certain young lady involved, is there! Ah, you are in luck, dear boy, that is a host's specialty! LEAVE IT TO ME!