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[felis_fidelus]

[Someone's dropped his NV, for when the video feed kicks on, it's showing a very crooked view of a small boy practically swimming in a formal blue coat and dress pants; as the video continues, the boy tries to push his overly-long sleeves back enough to see his hands, and fails miserably.]

What the hell-- How-- I'm not--

[Behind him is a three-

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[southernreaper]

Umm, are ya alrigh'?

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[felis_fidelus]

I think I've just been turned into a five-year-old.

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[southernreaper]

[He flips to video and blinks.]

D'ya need some help home?

[He figures the laughing thing behind can help, but he has to offer.]

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[felis_fidelus]

[The cat behind him waves at the camera before speaking- Reeve is trying very hard to find his arms in the coat.]

Oi, y' dunno if they sell kiddie clothin' 'round 'ere, do ya?

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[namiwasheretoo]

R-reeve? [Surprised? A little, yeah. He was the last person she thought would be caught doing that gambling thing. Then again she's a bit behind in news today] Not you too...

Are you alright?

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[felis_fidelus]

I'm... small. Some older woman ran into me and I started feeling... odd. [He shrugs, or tries to- most of it is hidden under his waaaay-too-large clothing.] And now this. I knew I should have stayed in bed today.

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[namiwasheretoo]

[Leaning in as if she can look into the video to see him better or something]

So it just happened? Just... some woman ran into you and now... this? Shit, Reeve, you need some help?

Video to *action?

[makes_asteroids]

[A very TINY nine year old peers at his NV after smacking it HARD. He's swimming in a large red sweater - and looks like he's under a table.

Reeve? No IDEA. Where are you?

Video to *action!

[felis_fidelus]

Ah-- who...?

[And... oh hey, he sees you over across the hallway. He'd walk, but his first attempt lands him tripping over his pants. Glares at the NV.]

How did you get caught up in this?

Re: Video to *action!

[makes_asteroids]

Michael Xavier. Buying books. Hang on!

[And he THUMPS the NV to turn it of and he's going to dart and duck and trip over his his feet and yes, he's ONLY in that sweater but it falls well below his knees. But Erik manages to scramble over there.]

Hello.

*Action!

[felis_fidelus]

[Reeve stares from where he's swallowed by his coat to the boy in front of him, recognition dawning on his face.]

Michael? I'd say nice to see you, but... I don't think either of us are doing spectacularly, all things considered. [A pause.] You're a lot braver than I am.

[Cait stares at him, tilting his head, before untying his cape and handing it over- at least it'll make a makeshift skirt for Michael?] Here, lad. Y' need it more'n I do ri' now.

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[wutaisrosegirl]

.....

[Yuffie tries to take this serious situation very seriously with all the seriousness this serious problem warrants....but utterly fails. I apologize, Reeve. Your subordinate is currently laughing hysterically.]

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[felis_fidelus]

[Scowl. SCOWL. Except on a five-year-old, the look translates into a rather adorable pout.]

I fail to see the humor in this, Yuffie.

[cowboy_newsie]

[He stares. One hand soon comes up to cover his mouth.]

I, ah-- I got clothes in your size, if you need them.

[He's not laughing, honestly, he's not.]

Lad.

[felis_fidelus]

... fine. Fine.

[POUTS.] Stop laughing.

[cowboy_newsie]

I'm not laughin'! I got a cough, that's all. Where are you?

[felis_fidelus]

[Cait grins.] I dunno, I think it's funny.

... the underground mall. I was planning to get some clothes-- get Cait some boots which he doesn't have to have--

Hey! Tha's not fair!