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[ The video feed clicks on, to show Amalthea sitting in the forest, an utterly perplexed look on her face. Well - as much as it ever shows an emotion at least. She's imitating it pretty well though. ]
It is my understanding that these devices are meant to ... question those in this place, or to speak with them. But I received a message over my device, and I do not understand it. It is some cryptic message, if you would permit me to play it. Perhaps there is one among you who can discern its meaning.
[ She reaches down to touch something on the NV, and a recording plays. It's a male voice, and he speaks in rhyme. ]
"At last you've got a lass that's hot
You wanna nail her tasteful twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will long for more?
You need a dic'k she would adore!
But how to make it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your shaft will bang her box so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this wonder-pi'll
And change your life at your own will!"
[ It's pretty straightforward for anyone else, but for a sheltered little unicorn lady? Her reaction is pretty much WTF. ]
The terms do not make sense. I cannot understand what it is the man speaks of, or who he is. Why do I receive messages from such a strange person?
It is my understanding that these devices are meant to ... question those in this place, or to speak with them. But I received a message over my device, and I do not understand it. It is some cryptic message, if you would permit me to play it. Perhaps there is one among you who can discern its meaning.
[ She reaches down to touch something on the NV, and a recording plays. It's a male voice, and he speaks in rhyme. ]
"At last you've got a lass that's hot
You wanna nail her tasteful twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will long for more?
You need a dic'k she would adore!
But how to make it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your shaft will bang her box so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this wonder-pi'll
And change your life at your own will!"
[ It's pretty straightforward for anyone else, but for a sheltered little unicorn lady? Her reaction is pretty much WTF. ]
The terms do not make sense. I cannot understand what it is the man speaks of, or who he is. Why do I receive messages from such a strange person?