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[grimmjerk]

You know what I don't get?

[ Yes, it's the middle of the night. No, Grimmjow doesn't give a shit. ] I don't get what the big love affair is with fucking tights.

[ Broadcasting from his shitty apartment; the bedroom, to be exact. He's done some decorating since he moved in. There are less vermin this time around, but he probably has the dragon

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[hexyoutotuesday]

[Commenting before the money shot, otherwise she'll never shut up.]

It's mostly spandex. We wear it because it's lightweight, gives you a full range of motion, and it doesn't catch on fire as easily.

[A lofty sigh.] Then there are people who just go from practical to retarded.

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[grimmjerk]

[ Hmphs, not entirely convinced. ] Don't humans sweat?

[ ...but color him interested in embarrassing shit. ] Oh yeah?

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[hexyoutotuesday]

Sweat is totally worse in a pair of jeans.

[She snickers.] Have you seen Superman running around? Bright red and blue, underwear on the outside, capes. Heroes get really, really lame.

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[grimmjerk]

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Haaaaaaaahahahahahaha, well. That gets a grin out of him. ] You know that clown?

[hexyoutotuesday]

Know him? He's from my world. Always painted on the front page of newspapers. Superman saves the day again in his skin tight everything.

You should see the Martian Manhunter. He's one dog collar away from wearing a patriotic gimp suit.

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[paterelohim]

That's the weirdest thing I've heard all day.

Should I just... give up now, and accept that the "weirdest thing" will always be from you?

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[hexyoutotuesday]

It's good to see you're finally understanding me, Chuckles. Keep this up and I might pay you a livable wage.

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[paterelohim]

[Merry, slightly buzzed laughter.]

That reminds me, actually- you have to give me a few minutes during my shift tonight, I finally perfected your drink.

[hexyoutotuesday]

[She sounds intrigued. Very intrigued.]

I'll give you more than a few minutes. That is if I don't spit it back out all over your bad shirt.

[paterelohim]

My shirt wouldn't be bad if I could afford to buy a better one.

So I'm working the lunch shift tomorrow and I get off before sirens. We should have an extensive sampling session at my place. You know, for science?

[hexyoutotuesday]

Trying to get me drunk at your place? Now what would my boyfriend say?

[paterelohim]

That it's a good thing I know my place?

[hexyoutotuesday]

Then I'll be there.

[paterelohim]

Awesome. See you tonight.

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[isitablurred]

I would have thought that you of all people could appreciate a good cape, Jinx.

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[hexyoutotuesday]

Only when they're tattered, black, and on an evil guy in a mask.