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(20 || VOICE) uhhh backdated to early evening yesterday

Jun 22, 2011 11:48

So. Man. I didn't think about it until now, but I realized tommorow's going to officially be my first full year in this place.

Feels--surreal. I mean, I guess you could say this place saved my life. It definately saved me from the zombies. Hell, it probably saved me from whatever shady bullshit the military would've done to me if I was a carrier of ( Read more... )

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[voice] whoisjohnsmith June 22 2011, 23:00:31 UTC

Why, how old are you?

[voice] axemeaquestion June 23 2011, 01:45:32 UTC

Forever young.

[voice] whoisjohnsmith June 23 2011, 16:06:33 UTC

So over thirty, right? That's what people who are over thirty say.

[voice] axemeaquestion June 23 2011, 16:41:28 UTC

Excuse me? [Okay, seriously, she was taking it in stride, but.] Good guess, but I'm not.

[SHE'S RIGHT AT 30 THANK YOU VERY MUCH.]

[voice] whoisjohnsmith June 23 2011, 16:43:21 UTC

[UNFORTUNATELY, THE NEXT NATURAL QUESTION IS...]

Are you exactly thirty?

[voice] axemeaquestion June 23 2011, 16:47:11 UTC

[FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE POLICE no not really.]

Mm-mmm.

[She obviously hesitated so it's not a very good lie but. Yeah that.]

[voice] whoisjohnsmith June 23 2011, 16:49:46 UTC

...Right, whatever!

That's not that old, then. You've still got at least another year to do something cool!

[voice] axemeaquestion June 23 2011, 16:57:06 UTC

[You can hear the wry smile in her voice--]

I only have a year? What about the rest of my life, now?

[voice] whoisjohnsmith June 23 2011, 16:58:01 UTC

It's scientifically shown that people over thirty don't do anything interesting.

[voice] axemeaquestion June 23 2011, 17:04:39 UTC

... Uh-huh. You must not read a lot of history.

[voice] whoisjohnsmith June 23 2011, 17:06:50 UTC

Nonsense! It's true that old people can still do things, but they get really boring and talk about families and settling down! And usually, the people who do things after they're thirty did something before they were thirty, too!

[voice] axemeaquestion June 23 2011, 17:46:16 UTC

[She laughed.]

Uh-huh. I still call bullshit, but rest assured I've done plenty of interesting things. I'm not interested in families and settling down.

[voice] whoisjohnsmith June 24 2011, 07:36:11 UTC

Well, of course you wouldn't believe it! After thirty, a heavy sense of denial sets in too.

But I guess it's possible for you to escape, if you really have done interesting things! What kind of interesting things are we talking about, huh?

[voice] axemeaquestion June 24 2011, 07:40:28 UTC

Hey,, hey hey hey. What's-your-name. Wait 'til YOU'RE thirty, then you can give me shit about it. Alright?

I DID mention the zombie apocalypse.

[voice] whoisjohnsmith June 24 2011, 07:45:38 UTC

But by that time, you'll be practically senile!

--Okay, yeah! How was that? What happened?

[voice] axemeaquestion June 24 2011, 18:01:05 UTC

... Gee, thanks, sweetie.

You mean besides... the whole apocalypse and having to fight my way through a million zombies from Savannah to New Orleans?

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