[This time, opening the video feed, Haruhi doesn't look incredibly excited, as before. Her eyes are still glimmering, but post-talent show and beach party, she's a little more pensive, and she sounds rather like a normal girl of her age.]
Totally weird news about those students on the beach, huh? This whole island is a big closed circle, you know. As if students trying to leave the circle and mutating into mermaids wasn't weird enough, though... that beach is haunted, and no one can find them anymore -- it's a really good mystery adventure opportunity.
It's dramatic rule number sixty that until the corpses are found, you should assume the people are actually alive! So who knows how deep this mystery goes?
[A slight pause -- ...She feels reluctant to repeat her mistake of a couple weeks ago, after all. She's going to be much nicer about this one.]
So, who wants to come investigate? During the day? It could be really cool, I think. I mean, hanging out on the beach yesterday definitely just made me want to go back again. And all of your fighting that big evil guy and depressing Father's Day notes are over, right?
[Another pause, and a certain absence that's been preying on her mind comes out:]
And -- If anyone sees a dopey-looking guy who answers to Kyon, remember to point him my way!
[Filtered to Maya]
Hey, Maya! If they really are dead, you should pull some more spirit mediuming out! This could be a big conspiracy, you know!
[Filtered to Yako]
Hey, Katsuragi-kun. Looks like all your bureaucratic drudgery paid off! These fundraisers have been pretty cool.
...But if you're not going to pay that bill in cash, then I'll expect you to pay it off with services rendered! Come on an adventure or something! Oh, and what's your Core power?
[Filtered to Ella]
Ella!
...Are you free?