(oo2) (audio) ♐ you didn't mean to be cruel; somebody hurt you too

[watcherless]

All right, listen up, 'cause I'm gonna lay something out nice and easy for everybody.

We get it. You've got daddy issues, or maybe you just really dig on the guy. I'll bet he's a real stand-up type. Fluffed your pillow, warm milk, football -- whatever

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[showbizpanache]

Does being a complete bitch come naturally to you? If not, you put on a commendable show. Give yourself a round of applause.

[watcherless]

Cranked it up a little extra - figured you were worth it. You gonna tell me I was wrong and you woulda gone for the light version?

[showbizpanache]

No. I'm going to tell you to shut your fat, insufferable mouth.

[watcherless]

Hey, ladies first.

[showbizpanache]

Oh, how cute, a taunt about my sexuality. Terribly original.

Tell me something-- What happened to you? There must be some driving force behind your malcontent and your complete lack of basic human empathy. The possibility that you're some kind of sociopath remains, but I'd hate to make excuses for what's simply the behavior of a bully in hastily applied lipstick.

[watcherless]

Well, hey, I was goin' the easy route of stickin' it to your manly pride, but uh. Guess that showboat of TMI explains that little high heel soundbyte you were throwing around. [ There's a shrug in her voice -- hey, makes no difference to her. And she's choosing to cling to that redemption path and try to just ignore the rest. -- but she fails. ]

All right, listen up. Here's a tip, Princess. Place like this, you'll get put on your ass for running your mouth to folks you don't know. Giving you a pass this time, but next time you start with me, I'm gonna be the one who finishes it. Clear?

[showbizpanache]

And here's a tip for you, Miss Winehouse-- I'm no stranger to threats. They don't scare me. And while I thank you for giving me a pass, I'm afraid I can't extend you the same courtesy.

You need to be held accountable for your actions. My words were delivered without the intent to harm-- Yours were. You're petty, uninformed and childish, and I find it disgusting.

[watcherless]

And you're self-righteous and cruisin' to get your ass beat. You think I give a damn what you're into? I don't. In fact, pretty sure the whole point of me saying jack on this thing was to point out that nobody cares near as much as you want 'em to.

Which is why right about now? I'm thinking none of this is getting through, 'cause in the world according to Tinkerbell, you're too damn important for that. So, uh, peace. I'm not interested.

[showbizpanache]

Of course you aren't. You've been called out on your deplorable and absolutely inexcusable behavior, and you don't like it. And now you're running away, just like every bully who runs out of steam.

Honestly, I pity you. Anyone who seeks to deliberately put down those who simply want to express love and appreciation clearly must be suffering in some way. I just hope that you can come to terms with whatever is going on in your life, so you can stop spreading your poison before it seriously hurts someone.

[watcherless]

Bad idea. Real bad idea. "Cause see, there's bullies, and then there's chicks like me. I don't do bullying -- waste of time. I do payback. And I don't mean I'm gonna steal your lunch money. I mean you're strutting around a city full of superhero types, thinking you can talk shit to whoever you want?

You're not gonna last long, I can tell you that much. Especially if you try and pull the armchair psych and cut people out like cookies.

[showbizpanache]

All right, I'm beginning to think you are suffering from some crippling mental illness. Who, precisely, is 'talking shit'? I was expressing how much I miss my father. You were the one who started all this unpleasantness.

You're blowing this out of proportion. Honestly, apologize and move on. Though I realize that may be asking far too much of you.

[watcherless]

Not interested.

[showbizpanache]

Of course not. I wish you luck, then, with all your self-pity and banality. Just know that it's a little nicer on the honest side of things. Quit trying so hard.