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[unmanliest]

[This punk looks several years older than he really is. And he isn't angry, but his voice is sort of a growl anyway. He's glaring at the camera very sternly, because this is Serious Adult Business he's about to deal with, and he's not used to that. Or being on his own.

...Okay, maybe eviction notices scare him a little. But anyway:]Right! Two

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[video]

[masterbaiting]

You sew.

[video]

[unmanliest]

[...SMALL CHILD, HOW DO YOU KNOW HIS DARK SECRET?]

Do I look like the kinda guy who sews?

[video]

[masterbaiting]

No.

[He wheedled a commission for a stuffed rabbit out of Kanji, the last time he was here. The rabbit's still around, and Alois has always loved to rub his face on it (even if he'd given it to someone as a gift).]

Want me to hire you?

[unmanliest]

What, like... seriously?

[masterbaiting]

Funtom company, for toys and sweets. You can do some of the toy bit.

[unmanliest]

[It's... like a dream come true. He tries not to sound too excited:]

Uh, well, uh. What's the pay like?

[masterbaiting]

You'd have to talk to Ciel for certain - he owns it - and it'd depend on what all you'd be doing. But I think I can get him to hire you if I tell him you're the one who made Alice. I'll say it'll probably be better than a generic shitty retail position.

[unmanliest]

But I-- uh...

...

Who's Alice?

[masterbaiting]

A bunny. I guess you left and all, but I'd paid you to make me a bunny, months ago. It was pre-designed, but you made it really nicely.

[unmanliest]

Oh. Ohhh.

Well, I, uh... What's your name again?

[masterbaiting]

The Earl Alois Trancy. Nice to meet you all over again.

[unmanliest]

N-Nice to meet ya. Again.

And, uh, who's this Ciel guy you talked about?

[masterbaiting]

The Earl Ciel Phantomhive, owner of Funtom Company, and the other head of this estate.

[unmanliest]

So you guys are, like, royalty or somethin'?

[masterbaiting]

[An inclination of his head.] Nobility, in fact.

[unmanliest]

So should I be all like... "yes, m'lord!" and stuff?