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[thwippitythwip]

Okay, so. . .an interdimensional particulate walks into the Macroverse and finds his buddy the aerosol. The aerosol says they should get something to drink, seeing as they're in the Macroverse and all -- they make the best smoothies, not gonna lie -- but the particulate shakes his head and says no.

When the aerosol asks why not, the particulate

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[Video]

[thelittlestbub]

[Jubilee's even got the yellow coat on.]

... The Beyonder, Mojo, not even Reed Richards is to blame.

Who are you?

[She MIGHT recognize the voice, but... she wants to be sure.]

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[thwippitythwip]

Some people call me Batman.

[kingofrooks]

Do they.

[ FUCK EVERYTHING /THREADJACKS ]

video;

[thwippitythwip]

[ Icon. ]

voice on his side forever.

[kingofrooks]

[ Peter you are so cute. ]

Do tell, 'Spider-man'.

Re: voice on his side forever.

[thwippitythwip]

uhcanigetbacktoyouonthatithinkmyheart'sjuststopped

[kingofrooks]

Stop mumbling.

[thwippitythwip]

Dude, how do you even talk like that? I've tried it and, let me tell you, you make it look really easy.

[kingofrooks]

[ There's a pause. Oh god, Peter, why are you amusing him after like 2.5 seconds. ]

Why do you even want to try? Your mask already muffles your voice.

[thwippitythwip]

. . .

Because it's cool?

[kingofrooks]

... You sound at least 25 but you're behaving like you're 15.

[thwippitythwip]

It's all part of my manly charm.

[kingofrooks]

I doubt you have any, honestly.

[thwippitythwip]

Dude, low blow. I'm practically sobbing over here!

unhackable filter, yay.

[kingofrooks]

[ Pause, then- ]You're not an Avenger.

How do you know about me?

unhackable filter, YOU SAW NOTHIGN

[thwippitythwip]

...I'm not?

That's definitely news to me! Last I checked, ol' Cap himself inaugurated me as team mascot!